How to be OFFENSIVE TO MUSLIMS without really trying

Everyday there is something else we never expected that turns out to be offensive to Muslims.

How to tell when a Muslim is offended.

The Holocaust is offensive to Muslims.

But, but, but, I thought the Holocaust never happened? Can’t have it both ways, Muslims.

Back in 2007,  teaching of ‘controversial’ subjects such as the Holocaust and Crusades was stopped – so as not to cause offense to children from certain races or religions.’ (No not “certain” religions, ONLY Islam)

They changed the title of THE 3 LITTLE PIGS.

A children’s book based on the classic tale of the Three Little Pigs has been rejected for an award amid fears it could offend Muslims. Judges for the Bett Awards criticised the animated virtual book, The Three Little Cowboy Builders, saying its use of pigs as the main characters raised “cultural issues”.

Police sniffer dogs in the UK have to wear bootees during house searches to avoid offending Muslims.

The dogs must wear bootees to cover its paws as it does its search because dogs saliva is considered to be unclean or impure in Islamic teaching.

Sony Playstation game Little Big Planet delayed after anti-Muslim claims.

Sony has decided to postpone the release of a video game Millions of copies of Little Big Planet have been withdrawn from warehouses after lines from the Koran were found to be included in the accompanying music. It is recalling all copies of the game from shops around the world and has apologised for any offence its use of the track might have caused.

1- In the 18th second: “كل نفس ذائقة الموت” (“kollo nafsin tha’iqatol mawt”, literally: ‘Every soul shall have the taste of death’).
2- Almost immediately after, in the 27th second: “كل من عليها فان” (“kollo man alaiha fan”, literally:All that is on earth will perish’).

Muslims Outraged at Police Advertisement Featuring Cute Puppy.

A postcard featuring a cute puppy sitting in a policeman’s hat advertising a Scottish police force’s new telephone number has sparked outrage from Muslims. The ad has upset Muslims because dogs are considered ritually unclean and has sparked such anger that some shopkeepers in Dundee have refused to display it.

Barber to be beheaded for “insulting Islam.”

Where is the outrage from the West? Where are the human rights groups?  Chirp. Chirp. Chirp.

“You have to be nicer to Muslims”(Or what, they’ll kill you?).

Britain, the most Muslim-friendly country in the West, was told by a United Nations committee that it must take aggressive action to combat ‘negative public attitudes’ towards Muslims.

Brigitte Bardot found quilty of inciting hatred for speaking out against Islam.

Bardot wrote that “Muslims are destroying our country by imposing their ways and was fined up to $25,000 five times for inciting hatred in France.” (But you can be sure these same Muslims who claim to be offended by what she says are watching old videos of her films behind closed doors)

UN Human Rights Council passes a resolution encouraging criminalization of any criticism of religion. But they really mean Islam ONLY.

We all know the worldwide riots and murders caused by the Danish cartoon controversy But did you know Denmark rubbed their faces in it again when they republished the cartoons recently?

Muslims challenge Canadian freedom of press.

Canadian commission tries to strongarm publisher Exra Levant for printing the Danish cartoons. The Left wing is silent while Muslims try to erase the distinction between mosque and state.

Canada Bans Mark Steyn’s Best Seller Book : America Alone, for Being “Hate Speech Against Muslims.”

Mark has won the court case against him by the human rights tribunal, but just the fact that there even was such an assault on basic freedoms should send chills down your spine.