SURPRISE! Lockerbie terrorist bomber’s health is improving!

Ain’t Allah great? Just as new revelations emerge about the ‘secret’ TRADE FOR TERRORISTS deal between Britain, Scotland, and Libya, reports say that al-Megrahi has taken a sudden turn for the better.

So does this mean he won’t be dead in 3 months? What a surprise.

UPDATE: SURPRISE! SURPRISE! Libya PAID doctors to say al-Megrahi only had 3 months to live.

The Libyan government paid British doctors for medical advice which could have helped bring about the release of the Lockerbie bomber.

al-Megrahi looking all bright-eyed & bushy-tailed
al-Megrahi looking all bright-eyed & bushy-tailed

Cancer specialist Karol Sikora and two others received £100 an hour to consider how long they believed Abdelbaset Al Megrahi had to live.

Professor Sikora admitted yesterday that although he initially thought Megrahi could live for as long as 18 months, he was ‘encouraged’ to conclude he would die from prostate cancer within three months. This is important as it is the amount of time under which Scottish law allows someone to be freed on compassionate grounds.

Despite the three-month diagnosis, 57-year-old Megrahi was yesterday said to be an ‘improved’ condition and ‘doing well’ after being moved out of intensive care and into a VIP wing. UK DAILY MAIL