I was so depressed last night…

…thinking about the economy, the wars, Obama, jobs, my 401K savings, Social Security, the dollar, the Islamists, etc……

I called Lifeline.

Got a freakin call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal

They got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck.

H/T NOIRI

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