INDONESIAN MUSLIM claims he was seduced by a cow

“She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,” said the 18-year-old man.

In the largest Muslim country on earth, a neighbour caught 18-year old Gusti Ngurah Alit allegedly wooing the farm animal on Sunday, the village chief on the resort island of Bali said, the Times newspaper in Johannesburg, South Africa reported Friday.

“He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow,” village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said in the newspaper. Alit said he didn’t see an animal, he saw a beautiful young woman. “She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,” the man told the newspaper.

Alit underwent a cleansing ritual. The village chief gave the owner of the cow the equivalent of $562. The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck. (Awwwww. Why didn’t they drown the man? ) CNEWS H/T Creeping Sharia

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