MUST-SEE JIHADI TV

What is Katie Couric talking about? There already are Muslim sitcoms like The Cosby Show. And more!

CALIPHATE BROADCAST NETWORK: Prime Time Schedule

SUNDAY

8:00                  My 83 Sons

8:30                  Beat the Press

9:00                  Let’s Mecca Deal

9:30                  ALLAH In The Family

10:00                Desperate Child Wives

 

MONDAY

8:00                  Mad Mullahs

8:30                  This Old Tent

9:00                  Who Wants to be a Martyr?

9:30                  Dancing with the Shahs

10:00                How I Stoned your Mother

 

TUESDAY

8:00                  Islamic Idol

8:30                  Extreme Cave Makeover

9:00                  Suicidal Minds

9:30                  Fatima Knows Best

10:00                Iran’s Wackiest Public Hanging Bloopers

 

WEDNESDAY

8:00                  SURVIVOR: Sudan

8:30                  TeleTalibans

9:00                  Project RUNAWAY

9:30                  Married with 137 Children

10:00                Shari’a Law and Order: Special Self-Immolation Unit

 

THURSDAY

8:00                  Camel Town

8:30                  Ugly Jihadi

9:00                  Grey’s Apostasy

9:30                  Taqiyya to Me

10:00                Real Housewives of Riyadh

 

FRIDAY

8:00                  Wheel of Terror

8:30                  30 Rocks

9:00                  FLEE

9:30                  So You Think You Can Detonate

10:00                The Jihadist Apprentice

 

SATURDAY

8:00                  Veilwatch

8:30                  Sharia Law & Order: Special Honor Killings Unit

9:00                  Queer Eye for the Straight Jihadi

9:30                  Everybody Loves Muhammad

10:00                Saturday Night Suicide


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