Jun 23 2011

Meet Allah the Pig!

Muslims in Denmark are squealing over a farmer’s brand on his pig because it spells out ‘Allah’ (God) in Arabic.

Faith Freedom (H/T Caroline R) -A DANISH pig farmer is in hiding today after receiving death threats from Muslim groups who accused him of branding a pig with the Arabic word “Allah”. Gerulf  Toksvig, 53, who has a farm near Aarhus, caused outrage this week when he invited reporters to examine the “miracle” markings on his prize piglet, Paprika.

“At first the markings were very indistinct, but over the last few weeks they have become a lot clearer. I had no idea that what they signified, but a farmhand suggested that it looked like the Arabic sign for Allah.” Toksvig added: “I checked on the internet, and sure enough, it IS Allah.”

'ALLAH' IN ARABIC

Asked why the markings should appear on a pig, of all creatures, when pork is strictly forbidden to Muslims, Toksvig replied:

“Maybe Allah had a change of mind. Surveys have shown that Danes eat the most pork per capita in the world. Also that Danes are the happiest people on the planet. There has to be a correlation between these findings.” “Perhaps Allah wants Muslims, who are generally a right sour bunch, to lighten up a little. I think a bacon sandwich now and again would make them a lot less grumpy.”

 But a spokesman for the Danish Muslim Society, Mohammed Kaseem, dismissed the Priscilla’s markings as “a crude hoax”, clearly part of a “Zionist/homosexual/feminist conspiracy”.

Wrinkling his nose, Kaseem snorted:

“I saw this pig up close – but not TOO close. From where I was standing it looked to me like a branding of some sort. Or a tattoo or whatever. It’s definitely man-made and NOT a sign from Allah. Pork is one of Denmark’s biggest exports, and I believe this a part of a conspiracy to infiltrate huge Islamic markets by convincing gullible Muslims that pig meat is halal. This is a blasphemy. Every Muslim knows that pig flesh is harmful to human health. Pigs – like Jews and Christians and Hindus – have very low personal and moral standards..”

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24 comments on “Meet Allah the Pig!”

  1. Pigs – like Jews and Christians and Hindus – have very low personal and moral standards..”

    Really?!?!? When Muslims are allowed to have sex with animals, corpses and who knows what else! And then the honour killings.

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  2. According to their high moral standards muslims kill their christian victims on a regular basis. Every 5 minutes they kill one. Every 5 minutes, day in and day out, every week, every month, every year, until we all are muslims. Ain’t that peace man?

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      • Dear Mr/Miss. barenakedIslam
        first I wanna tell you that we are not killers n trust me in that and i wish we could but simply we cant bcuz of our religion, if the religion allows us to kill then we wouldve killed all the other religion bcuz we are strong people with strong faith and specially Arabs we are bad dude!! you making fun of my God oh really?! why bcuz you too scared to go out to a Muslim and curse him or start a fight with him! he will beat you up and mop the floor with ur ugly looking I bet thats true too! but you people are stupid you keep making us believe that we are the killers n stuff like that will make our kids believe in that and they will become like this and they will delete chickens like you from this planet, back to our subject you only do that bcuz you are nothing nd you were nothing and your school maybe and everybody treat you like S#!t so you were nothing all your life and you start doing this bcuz it made you something am I right?! I kno I’m im not waiting for your answer bcuz you are nothing to me, as an advice go become something by yourself not by cursing others religions!
        In the end just wanna tell that if you hate somebody or someone thats only bcuz they are better than you and if someone hates make sure that you are better than him! thats why we dont hate, but I feel so sorry for you and for your past, read about this religion that you been making fun of and then tell me whats in it that makes you hate it

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      • What the hell is this………

        Are you all are pure MaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaD…. writing these..?

        If u r belongs any religion, you can not insult others….this way..

        So sad to see you a inhuman …….

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        • Typical taqiyya and kitman – we’ll NEVER forget how you Moslems DO insult both Jews and Christians, the true followers of the REAL God Yahweh (YHWH)!!!! Also, the way you, with your “al-Walaa wal-Baraa” doctrine, insist on destroying and killing EVERYBODY not a Moslem whenever it suits you!!!!!

          We Christians have developed a MUCH thicker skin and more mature attitude towards those who get angry at Him in whom we believe. We can forgive and forget – whereas YOU Moslems welcome every possible opportunity to get angry and enraged past the point of committing wanton RAPE, MURDER and DESTRUCTION!!!! It’s as if anger is a DRUG for you!!!!!

          Then on top of that, you DARE to call us “inhuman”!!!!

          That’s PRECISELY why Moslems by rights have NO PLACE in the West – and why I’d rejoice if all Westerners also left “dar al-Islam”!!!! [Mind you, Israel is part of the West, no matter how much you hate it and the rest of us...]

    • And dumbass Nashrin. We will never respect your pedophile prophet, your god Allah or Islam. Why can’t you inbreds get that thru your thick skull? You revolt and disgust me with your death cult. You choose to be Muslim so YOU totally respect your hideous prophet. We are not muzzies and we never will be! Therefore we don’t have to respect one perverted ideology being shoved down our throats from a seventh century mentality intent on destroying my way of life

      Listen you lice ridden savages. The largest population of the US is the baby boomers. We said the pledge of allegiance with the word GOD. We were taught patriotism and a love for the American way of life. Look around, all those Islamic pitholes . I know I wouldn’t go anywhere near that shit. Yet they come here and demand we make concessions and respect Islam. Go to hell with your mo and your Allah! Do they really think its going to be easy to conquer the US? Try taking away the important things Americans cherish, like football, beer, and a mouth watering rack of ribs on the barbi. You’ll see how fast Americans get off their asses! Of course, by the, it will probably be too late.

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  4. “Pigs – like Jews and Christians and Hindus – have very low personal and moral standards..” As a Christian, I guess I’m supposed to be insulted by that rather juvenile statement. If it had come from someone rational, I might be a little perturbed; however, the fact is, knowing that it comes from a representative of the paramount culture of death and hate, I consider it a huge compliment. If I were to be complimented by someone like him, it would probably indicate that I had gone over to the “dark side”

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  5. May allah have mercy on you,this is sign that you are ready to accept islam,same way many people like you did the same and thereafter accepted islam.

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    • And another one blinded by stupidity. Get lost Rashid, only dumbasses give any kind of credence to that backwards cult of yours.

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  7. I am from INDIA.I am Atheist.But I hate the ideology and teachings of FUXSLAM sorry Islam. I-slam ISLAM.
    ALLAH HU FUCKBAR sorry ALLAH HU AKBAR. Muhammad was the only person who frequently used to meet ALLAH in JANNAT(Heaven) , where MUHAMMED used to enjoy sex with HURR(celestial beautiful virgin girls of 72 types) and GILMA(72 types of GAY slaves)
    Allah had two hands both on right sides.Allah mocks and cheating was his quality.Muslims says that ALLAH is eternal without body and unseen then how come MUHAMMAD see him? I know most of the Reality of ALLAH.I will expose this religion more and more in next comments

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