When passengers from the Gaza Flotilla Cruise Ships dock in Gaza, this is what they can expect

Luxury Hotels, 5-Star Restaurants, Exclusive Private Clubs (if you can wrangle an invitation) Equestrian Facilities and Sports Clubs, Water Parks with Olympic Size Pools, Upscale Shopping Malls, Beautiful Beaches, Luxury Rental Cars, and much more!

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LUXURY HOTELS

The Grand Palace Hotel, Gaza Opened since 2004, Grand Palace is one of the best hotels in Gaza city. Built to exceed customers expectation as it is located at the beach side of Gaza city with the direct beach view, the hotel welcomes its guests.

The distance between the hotel and the city center is approximately 3 km in a quiet peaceful area, where the reach to the city center is easy, while nothing is better than a 5 minute walk to the beach.

The hotel depends on his services on high level staff who are selected accurately with high qualification in hospitality that makes us the favorite between the establishment. Our mission is to exceed customers expectations and be a leader in the hospitality market in Gaza as well as being the a good challengers Internationally.

This 5-star hotel is located on the beach in Gaza, so it makes a great place for the flotilla ships to dock. Due to the humanitarian needs in Gaza, this hotel is in desperate need of tiny umbrellas to go into mixed drinks, as well as fresh caviar to be served to hotel guests on the beach. It is vital, therefore, that the Gaza flotilla ships arrive in a timely manner and must not be delayed by Israeli ships.

The ambience of this hotel is in jeopardy, proving the need for Flotilla Cruise Line!!!! Considering this beach-front hotel, South Beach, Florida needs a humanitarian aid flotilla too!

NEW GAZA SHOPPING MALL 

Despite the so-called siege, new shopping center in Strip opened its doors to enthusiastic crowds, offering international brands, much-needed air-conditioning. Mall’s manager promises affordable prices tailored for local residents Click Here to read the article

Our Notes: Never heard of this mall? It’s probably because the Palestinian Authority and Hamas really don’t want you to see it. After all, it is in a posh neighborhood in Gaza, and they don’t want you to even know there are nice neighborhoods there. They want you to have the false image of a poor starving Gaza. Does this look like a “humanitarian crisis?” No, of course not, but it is where the Flotilla Cruise Line guests will surely go shopping, yet the Arab media will never show those photos.

Being a new shopping mall, we suspect the “humanitarian crisis?” includes a severe shortage of hoop earrings and certain shades of lipstick. This of course are so dangerous that small children will cry when their mothers have to wear dangles instead of hoops on their wear. This is intolerable! Don’t fear though, the Flotilla Cruise Line guests will have plenty of air conditioning to keep them cool while Hamas screams about not having electricity.

GAZA SPORTS

The Crazy Water Aqua Fun Park was opened in May 2010, destroyed by Hamas militant, and completely rebuilt. The landscaped park featured three swimming pools, a canal 100 meters long, three water slides, ponds with pedal boats, a restaurant, a cafe, and a quiet area shaded by a tent where adults could sit on carpets and listen to music.

GAZA OLYMPIC SWIMMING POOL

When the Flotilla Cruise Line guests arrive in Gaza, they will undoubtedly want to cool off in the Olympic-sized swimming pool in Gaza opened in 2010.

GAZA HORSEBACK RIDING CLUB

GAZA SPORTS STADIUM

Not only is there a sports stadium in Gaza, but as you can see in this photo, the grass is green and there are nice high-rise buildings in the background.

Does this look like a humanitarian crisis to you? Of course not, because there is no humanitarian crisis in Gaza. It’s all a blatant lie to the world and make Israel look bad. In fact, you can read this article about The Gaza World Cup 2010 which was broadcasted live on Al-Jazeera. This is clearly not the face of any humanitarian crisis. It is a complete fraud.

GAZA BEACHES

In stark contrast to regular Western media reports of widespread deprivation and destitution in Gaza, there is a sense of absolute prosperity, as manifested by the grand resorts and beaches along Gaza’s coast.” Visitors will find the beaches crowded everyday of the week with all those ‘starving’ Palestinians.

While some people want you to believe Gaza is a shanty town or a pup-tent farm, the fact is Gazan’s are so wealthy, heading to the beach and using any available cabana is normal, as evidenced by the Palestinian media in reports to their own people. How many beach front resorts need humanitarian aid? The fact is, the flotilla is a fraud, denying real humanitarian aid to actual starving people around the world. It’s just a giant fraud publicity stunt. The picture from their own report tells you what the truth is.
Read the beach vacation report here.

GAZA SURFING CLUB

There is an intolerable condition in Gaza – it is a long distance call to the Palestine Sailing Federation’s mobile number, 970-599-745666 from the flotilla ships! But have no fear – we have a solution to the problem. Gaza Flotilla Cruise Line Guests can easily join the club using the ship-board Internet connection via their Facebook page! Yes, there is no need to wait or worry because surfing in Gaza has never been easier.

TRANSPORTATION DURING YOUR STAY

Here is a great site for finding rental cars and drivers for your local stay in Gaza. After all, Hamas wants you to think they have no roads or decent cars, just camels and old clunkers, but that is not true. In fact, there are plenty of websites, in English, where you can book a car and driver so you never have to get lost while in Gaza. Oh, and by the way, “hiring a driver” is what is known in the rest of the world as a Chauffeur. There are more than 20.000 thousand luxury cars in Gaza today with that number set triple in the next few months.

Luxury cars wіth Libyan plates аrе becoming a common sight іn thе Gaza Strip, a startling side-effect οf thе unrest іn thе north African country. Showroom owner Amin ѕаіԁ hе paid taxes οn each car tο Gaza’s Hamas government, аnԁ thаt thеrе wеrе now “dozens” οf vehicles coming іn frοm Libya еνеrу week. Customers tended tο want 2011 аnԁ 2012 Hyundai Sonatas, Kia аnԁ Hyundai SUVs, BMWs аnԁ 4-wheel-drive Toyotas, hе ѕаіԁ. Cars ѕtаrt аt $24,000, wіth sedans going fοr $48,000 аnԁ SUVs costing аѕ much аѕ $100,000, hе ѕаіԁ.

 FOOD IN GAZA

You don’t really need to remove all those crates of food you’re bringing for the ‘starving’ masses in Gaza. In fact, if you do, there may be no room to store it in Gaza, so overflowing are they with foodstuffs and grocery items, as well as clothing and toys.

FINE DINING

ROOTS CLUB – There is no shortage of upscale restaurants in Gaza either. A unique blend of contemporary design and urban chic, Roots Club is an icon in the heart of Gaza City. This multi-use complex – which includes an international cuisine fine dining restaurant, an elegant banquet hall and a terrace café – is just minutes from Gazas key attractions, shopping facilities, and business center. It is only 200 meters away from the white sand Gaza beach.

FAISAL EQUESTRIAN CLUB RESTAURANT - Don’t forget to bring your tuxedos and evening gowns if you want to eat at the ultra-elite 5-star restaurant at the Faisal Equestrian Club in Gaza! Naturally, many of the Gaza Flotilla Cruise Line guests will want to eat at several of the best restaurants in Gaza. One, however, is a little more exclusive than the rest, which alone can be considered a humanitarian crisis since it is so bourgeois. That’s because the Faisal Equestrian Club in Gaza is beyond elite, but as a passenger of the Flotilla Cruise Line you are naturally exempt from such charges. You may want to check with the concierge at the Grand Palace Hotel in Gaza for transportation, since they can make reservations and arrange a driver for you.



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