TURBAN BOMBS: The latest trend in Muslim suicide bombing gear

To all civilized nations of the world: It’s no longer good enough just to ban burqas. ALL Ragheads (Muslim men) AND Bagheads (Muslim women) must be barred from going anywhere in public because their headgear has a high probability of being wired with explosives. KABOOM!

For now, you would be wise to avoid getting into a taxi with a Muslim driver. You never know.