‘Jack in the Box’ introduces halal (Islamic)-approved bacon for Muslims

It’s a BACON MILKSHAKE and it‘s part of Jack in the Box’s new ‘Marry Bacon’ campaign. Now Muslims can satisfy their burning desire for the forbidden bacon flavor and not have to worry about burning in Hell for it.

Muslims will be happy to learn that alas, the shake doesn’t actually contain any real bacon meat. According to the fast food chain’s website, it’s made with “bacon flavored syrup.” It packs a caloric punch, though — a regular 16-ounce size holds 773 calories and 40 grams of fat. A 24-ounce large one contains 1,081 calories and 54 grams of fat. Perfect for Muslim women in burqas who don’t have to worry about how many calories they consume.