By BareNakedIslam •
Laughing at Islam •
February 10, 2012 @ 9:56 pm
bni I tried to keep the Arab business locator but for some reason couldn’t. If you can resend it if you can find .
I am trying to locate one near me but the address seems to be wrong.
February 10, 2012 @ 10:50 pm
James, send me the zip code you want to use.
February 10, 2012 @ 8:37 pm
And now, for something really different, here’s what an honest baghead has to say:
What is really in the hearts and minds of Muslim women who sense a seeming unfairness from their husbands, their clerics and the Allah that they serve? Perhaps the following excerpts of one woman’s prayer can explain:
“Please, Allah, leave us alone to cry and weep in peace. From behind the veil, beyond public gaze we want to cry [’til] we cannot cry anymore. This is the only right you have left us Muslim women, throughout the Islamic world, where your laws are meticulously followed…we are tied forever to the rigid and immutable shackles of your laws, Allah. No one ever came forward for our emancipation. Unique is our society!
…What an unbearable existence for us to live and survive among co-wives… the frequent fights among co-wives, the pulling at one another’s hair are so degrading! And then, God forbid if the miyan, or husband, gets into the fray, then we get beaten like a beast until we cannot take it anymore. And after the beating, to make it more degrading, the miyan takes his other wife into the bedroom and shuts the door into our face.
…Islam means peace. To watch silently the persecution of women is perhaps this peace. Such lack of concern for women has prevented all improvement in our condition. No blessing or show of kindness from our angels has been bestowed upon us and so, Allah, we are telling you once again about our sadness.
…And so, there is nothing for a Muslim woman to look forward to. There is alot of tears to shed though. A lot of weeping that has no remedy. And so we are crying out to you, Oh Allah, you have given us one and only one privilege and that is to weep. Please therefore let us weep in peace and leave us alone.”
“The Bitter Lament of a Muslim Woman” by Jahanara Begum
February 10, 2012 @ 9:17 pm
CWW, I wish a lot more muslim women would speak in public like this.
February 10, 2012 @ 7:51 pm
The level of stupidity muslims exhibit on a daily basis is dumbfounding. These ignorant herds don’t see beyond anything their evil imams tell them to see, and as such are leading OUR planet’s natural resources down the crapper. Children in muslim countries outnumber children in non-muslim countries, thanks to these sex crazed freaks who feel entitled to screw till kingdom come without contraception (except for female infanticide or selective abortion of female fetuses). I wish somebody somewhere in the world had the guts and the resources to blow the kabah to smithereens and then we will see about their stupid god and its omnipotence.
February 10, 2012 @ 5:46 pm
BNI, I love your work.. I do have to ask though, what is the obsession w chubby convert girl? I have never watched any of the vids as I could give two shits what she has to say.. Just wondering why you follow her.
February 10, 2012 @ 9:05 pm
John, I have posted videos from at least 4 or 5 Muslim convert girls and they are all chubby. Coincidence? I think not.
February 10, 2012 @ 11:03 pm
Ha, I thought it was the same girl, lol
February 10, 2012 @ 1:05 pm
The KEY WORDS in this presentation from this ignorant baghead bitch are said at the start: “from what little I know”!! What a waste of space on this planet!! S.O.S from yet another stupid arrogant dipshit arselifter!!
February 10, 2012 @ 7:35 am
Some of Mohiummads wives were widows because he was the one that killed their husbands, fair to mention that.
And the divorced one was that of his son…he wanted her and his (adopted) son had to give her up.
Aisha was 6, a baby & he also raped ( whilst married ) many other women, many of whom had just witnessed the slaughter of their husband and children at the hands of this evil filth that Moslems call their prophet.
Half truths, al take-ya. Don’t trust a Muslim, they hate you.
February 10, 2012 @ 7:12 am
This Muslim woman keep speaking about HONOR. Islam’s definition of honor is kill the innocent (infidels), rape, lie and deceive for the good of Islam….
What an honor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can keep their honor in their countries, we have OUR honor here which is love, peace, respect women, honosty…
February 10, 2012 @ 7:00 am
Islam considers any non-Muslim an infidel (non-believer).
“Fight those who believe not in Allah, nor the last day…Nor acknowledge the religion of truth, (even if they are) of the people of the Book, until they pay Jizia (taxes) with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued”. Surah 9:29
“O Isa (Jesus) son of Maryam! Did you say unto men: ‘Worship me, and my mother as two gods beside Allah?” Surah 5:116
Also, “O ye who believe! Take not the Jews and the Christians for your friends and protectors.” Surah 5:51
Many other surahs, which instruct every Muslim to fight (kill) the infidels (non-Muslims), because they (infidels) do not deserve to live.
Mohammad decided, ignorantly and falsely, that Christians worship 3 gods.
Ironically, the Koran admits that Jesus Christ is the Word of God, like the Christians do:
“When the angels said: “O Maryam ( Mary)! Verily, Allah gives you the glad findings of the Word (“Be!”-and he was! i.e. Isa (Jesus) the son of Maryam (Mary) from Him, his name will be the Messiah ‘Isa (Jesus), the son of Maryam, held in honor of this world and in the Hereafter, and will be one of those who are near to Allah.” Surah 3:45
And if you continue reading surahs 3:46-50 one can realize that Mohammad could not escape the truth that Jesus was God.
Now let us see what Muslims believe in.
They keep repeating the following:
“Allah akbar”. That means in Arabic Allah is greater. This is an incomplete sentence.
The Islamists translate that “Allah is great”.
Here is a small lesson in Arabic language:
Kebeer (in Arabic) means great.
Al-akbar means the greatest.
Akbar means greater.
The question is greater than who or what?
Also, every time they mention Mohammad they say “sallah Allah alieh wa sallam”.
That means Allah PRAYS on him and peace on him.
If Allah is God, then to whom is Allah praying? Is there another god?
This is due to the fact that the Arab pagans worshipped 360 gods with al-ilat is the most common, and Mohammad was raised in the religion of the moon god al-e-lah. This Al-e-lah was the moon god according to the archeological evidence. That is why they have the crescent moon on their flags and on top of their mosques, till this day.
Also, their shehada (creed) says:
Ashhad an la illah illa Allah wa Mohammad rasoul Allah.”
Which means, ‘I believe that there is no god but allah and Mohammad is his messenger.
Now, if one says the first portion only, he would not be considered a Muslim. One MUST say the second part of the sentence in order to become a Muslim. That means Mohammad is as important as Allah if not more important!!
February 10, 2012 @ 6:30 am
God she must be bug ugly if she had to change to Islam so she could hide her features away 🙂
February 10, 2012 @ 2:24 am
We saw a fat, ugly white woman wearing a headbag at school today. She was on the phone talking loudly to her man. I told the husband that I knew that was why she converted – stupid, ugly, fat white woman is seduced by nice looking Mooooooslime man who tells her he will love and protect her… “let’s go off to zee Casbah and make babies… ” “Oh, hee hee hee, ok honey…” Never to be seen or heard from again… You are nothing but a Muslimette breeding machine for them!!
February 10, 2012 @ 2:23 am
When I was growing up and was at school, I would have been in wonder that this speech was real. How can an intelligent and developed society such as the United States have produced this absolute garbage? It is an insult to the human mind and the advances so many have died for over the centuries.
This ‘thing’ should be in a mental hospital
February 10, 2012 @ 2:17 am
Holy crap… does this stupid biatch know that the plural of woman is WOMEN!!! She is stupid… and the Sister Wives are fleeing every state because the DA’s are looking to throw them in jail! Islam IS backwards!!
February 10, 2012 @ 2:08 am
“Blinky, the chubby muslim convert girl”. Maybe they could makeanother failed sit-com.
Woah -- Stockholm Syndrome in action!
February 10, 2012 @ 1:06 am
Mormons are NOT allowed to have more than one wife. American law doesn’t allow it. And we’re not going to let the moose-lims do it either.
This pig with the rolling eyes will not get a beating tonight because she read as well as her semi-literate educational skills allowed her to do. Maybe Hubby will rape her and she can gave a boy child! That will improve her position among his herd of women.
February 9, 2012 @ 11:46 pm
I was going to say American men should start treating women better so they don’t latch onto green card muzzies in desperation.
But after listening to this lassie with the IQ of tree bark,i kinda agree with her wearing a burka, and cutting out tongues ,and stoning isn’t sounding so bad either……:)
I just hope she doesn’t make a vid of her FGM for youtube.
February 9, 2012 @ 11:40 pm
Oh my ears! She’s worse than the other chubby convert.
February 9, 2012 @ 11:18 pm
This girl is an example of the Stockholm Syndrome.
February 9, 2012 @ 11:15 pm
That must refer to the time that Mohammed dressed his dead aunt in his pyjamas and slept the night with her in her grave!
Necrophilia is normative Islam, rather than an aberration.
February 9, 2012 @ 10:53 pm
First of all if a man loves his wife, he won’t want another wife.
Second, I’ve seen some Muslimas say they refuse to share their husband and they he agreed to only marry her. But Islam teaches men get virgins in heaven…So according to Islam she HAS to share her husband.
February 9, 2012 @ 10:44 pm
the comedienne was funny. i guess all Muslims think about is sex sex ses. After all the mosque represents sex. the dome (ball) and minaret (penis)
D S Dunlap
May 9, 2012 @ 5:19 pm
Actually, the dome is more in line with a full boob!
February 9, 2012 @ 10:42 pm
Does this black tent make me look fat? YES!
Im a chubby American, but my outfits make
me look fabulous!!!!
Jancis M. Andrews
February 9, 2012 @ 9:20 pm
The philosophy that a man is entitled to have up to four wives because Allah says so is totally unacceptable in the Western First World where men and women are considered equal. There is no equality within a polygynous “marriage” (in reality, a man with a harem containing one legal wife and several confubines). Only the first, legal wife and her children have any rights to pensions, health insurance, dental and vision insurance, life insurance, etc. The concubines and their children have no legal rights whatsoever and face poverty if the man abandons them. When Muslims emigrate to western countries such as Europe, the USA and Canada,THEY MUST OBEY WESTERN LAW and leave their strange, anti-woman ideas bebind.If you can’t do that, then please don’t emigrate. We don’t want such backward ideas. The year is 2012 AD, not 2012 BC, and polygyny should be kicked into the garbage can of history where it should have been kicked centuries ago. As for that hideous shrouding garment called the burka…thank goodness European countries are starting to ban it. Women who wear it no longer look like human beings only black insects.
February 9, 2012 @ 9:19 pm
this one came up next-oh my! it’s a black chubby girl, somewhat, like, coherent, like, uhhh, she’s like, ok with polygamy.
polygamy is allowed in the bible, many had multiple wives, from 1 extra, to 999 extra(inc. concubines). abraham’s second wife produced ishmael, the ancestor of arabs(not good). jacob had four, and created the twelve tribes(good).
polygamy sometimes may be necessary, but it is not ideal. if G-d wanted polygamy to be the way, He would have created adam and eve, and betty, and tiffany, and mary, and ….
February 9, 2012 @ 9:39 pm
liz, I saw that one but couldn’t stand watching it for more than 30 seconds.
February 9, 2012 @ 11:41 pm
I didn’t make it to 10 seconds..And I thought that they were joking when they said that she is so ugly you’d have to put a bag over her head, after seening her, now I know why they wear a burka..Peace to all non-muslims who are glad that some do wear it.
February 9, 2012 @ 8:46 pm
Everything is fine and dandy as long as she can procreate. When she can’t, she becomes a slave.
Curlyhammed, Larryhammed and Moehammed
February 9, 2012 @ 8:37 pm
I hate to break it to this chubster that Allah was crushed by the U.S. Lunar Lander in 1969. She has invested over 5 hours studying this throwback superstition and clearly is unstable.
February 9, 2012 @ 9:20 pm
She is unstable. She has delusions of being the proverbial cow that jumped over the moon. Thats why she became a “mooslem.” It’s that ancient Allah the Meccan Lunar god mystique. I say the mad cow’s priorities are scrambled along with her prion addled brain.
February 9, 2012 @ 8:35 pm
Firstly, I don’t have an issue with polygamy itself. If you want to have more than one wife (or husband) that is fine with me. That’s no skin off my butt! But to claim that this is a law of God rather than just a law made by human beings is where I have a problem. Personally I think that laws against polygamy should be repealed. The restrictions against polygamy are religion based too, rather than based on reason.
But polygamy does present certain problems, which you pointed out yourself! Most of the time, a man does not use it to take care of a woman, but for sexual reasons. But then again, why does a person marry anyway? Duh! To have sex! The only reason for the ceremony of marriage is to provide religions and state coffers with a source of revenue in the form of marriage liscenses! Let’s be honest about this! I hate it when people couch their natural desires in religious cant, and cloak it in hypocrisy, instead of admitting their very human natural desires.
The very fact that polygamy creates a great potential for abuse means it should be approached very carefully. And consider the very natural problem of jealousy. Many married women dislike an arrangement where they are forced to share a man. A woman is supposed to submit regardless. That is insane! The man is an inconsiderate lout if he doesn’t take into account his wife’s desires!
Now tell me young lady…be honest…do you really want to share your man with another woman? Forget what Allah says in your little holy book! I don’t want to hear about what your religion says. I want to know what you really feel about that?
Curlyhammed, Larryhammed and Moehammed
February 9, 2012 @ 8:34 pm
It is sad when socially inept fat girls put the bag on their heads so they can fit in with the throwbacks from Bangladesh and possibly even get laid.
February 9, 2012 @ 9:06 pm
Nyuk nyuk nyuk!!
February 9, 2012 @ 8:17 pm
Never thought I would say this but thank God for the burkha! I wouldn’t want to lay eyes upon all her “bovine beauty.” Sorry, all I could hear was “Moo, moo moo polijammy. Moo moo moo-hammad etc. It is hard for me to elicit pity for her though because all I could think about was her fellow (but non-muslim) cud chewers protesting outside the local halal slaughterhouse, holding up signs saying “Eet mor chikin,” halal chicken I presume.
February 9, 2012 @ 8:50 pm
Randy, Got milk?
February 9, 2012 @ 9:05 pm
February 9, 2012 @ 10:13 pm
That’s a niqab, not a burqa. With the latter, you wouldn’t even be able to see her eyes AT ALL!!
Either way, ALL Muslim garb is EVIL, just like their wearers!!!!
February 9, 2012 @ 10:22 pm
ADHD, the niqab just covers the face and she appears to have the whole body bag on as well.
February 9, 2012 @ 10:57 pm
You well could be right, Ms. BNI.
Via the BBC (it had a demonstration of the various Islâmic garb a few years ago) plus some photographs on the Wikipedia article on the niqab, I was under the impression that the niqab was the full-body covering which however had/has that slit for the eyes.
[Wikipedia also indicates, if I understand correctly, that some niqabs can easily be transformed into burqas if a bit of adjustable one-way-seeing fabric is incorporated into the head-parts.]
Since some of these garments are changing even now, some eventual redefinition could be eventually called for – if you look at the article on the niqab, some photographs show they are exactly as I’ve understood them, others as you understand them, and even a few in between (covering the face plus the bust, others going down below the waist like the Irânian chador).
Thus, I can be wrong; however, suppose I let you see those articles and then let me please know what you think? Thank you in advance!
February 9, 2012 @ 11:34 pm
ADHD, thanks but I’m not interested. They all look like garbage bags to me.
February 10, 2012 @ 12:13 am
I’m in complete agreement with you upon that!!!
Either garbage bags or antique funeral shrouds (when, in mediæval times even the face of the corpse would be shrouded within the coffin). Either way, MOST UNPLEASANT to see!!!
February 9, 2012 @ 11:02 pm
In ALL events, BOTH the niqab and the burqa – and ideally also the hijab and abaya – should ALL be banned in the West!!!
Truly, Islâm has NO PLACE HERE – ALL Muslims OUT!!!! [And yes, I’d welcome having no Westerners in the Islâmic world either…]
D S Dunlap
May 9, 2012 @ 5:11 pm
Or, they might be holding up signs saying,”At least take us to a KOSHER slaughterhouse so that we die swiftly, if you’re going to eat us.
February 9, 2012 @ 7:55 pm
Just the thought sickens me. how did all these sickos escape the middle east? The UN needs to be destroyed. No doubt the spread of islam into Europe and America is due to the UN. This is worse than any doomsday movie.
February 9, 2012 @ 7:51 pm
Wow. Words of wisdom from two eyes and poor English. Muslim men take multiple wives so there is always one cued up and ready to be beaten into submission while the other is being stoned to death.
I’d sooner marry a donkey than a Muslim.
February 9, 2012 @ 8:35 pm
NA, you’ll like this by an Arab-American comedienne on multiple wives:
February 9, 2012 @ 8:50 pm
Thanks for the laugh, BNI!
February 9, 2012 @ 9:01 pm
That was brilliant! I loved her! Thanks for that! After listening to the ugly raghead, I needed something good!
February 9, 2012 @ 9:37 pm
Corrina, only because she speaks the truth, no doubt.
February 10, 2012 @ 4:28 am
February 9, 2012 @ 7:47 pm
This video wasn’t actually too bad once I muted the volume. If she had of covered her eyes as well it would have been perfect.
February 9, 2012 @ 7:42 pm
Allah has certainly pontificated a lot for the good of the people in the Islamic paradises, hasn’t she? (Allah is sexless so the feminine pronoun is equally applicable.)
Eradicate Islam Now!
February 9, 2012 @ 7:26 pm
But yor laws are backwards and islam is inhumane.
Blinky, goggle eyes can’t even look me in the eye, blinks all the time, hiding her soul.
And for the record, I can protect and maintain myself, so shove polygamy wbere the sun don’t shine, oh that’s right, you already do.
Who cares if he has a million wives, you’ve got no clit’ anyway. I would prefer a muslim man to stick to the ‘other’ sister anyway. Phoop, phoop, spoggy spurt.
February 9, 2012 @ 7:09 pm
“POLIJAMEE”???!! Her Gubbermint edjimacation is shining through.
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