YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID..aka…Muslim inbreeding

AFGHANISTAN: A wanted Taliban Commander turns himself in to police, then demands $100 reward being offered for his capture.

NINE MSN News  (H/T Craig C) Mohammad Ashan, a mid-level commander wanted for his role in at least two attacks on security forces, approached police at a checkpoint in Paktika province with his wanted poster in hand. Pointing to his picture on the poster, Ashan demanded he be paid the reward money, the Washington Post reports.

Afghan officials, perplexed by the man’s misguided motives, arrested him on the spot.  His misdeeds prompted officials to plaster the district with hundreds of so-called “Be on the Lookout” posters emblazoned with his name and likeness. 

Stunned American forces, who came to confirm the insurgent’s identity, said Ashan was keen to confirm his identity and pocket the money. The American troops confirmed Ashan’s identity with a biometric scan.

When asked if the picture on the poster was him, Ashan replied answered with an incredible amount of enthusiasm, , “Yes, yes, that’s me! Can I get my award now?” 

 

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33 comments on “YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID..aka…Muslim inbreeding

    • That’ll be 72. Y’know those 72 virgins they all claim are waiting for them…
      I daresay that’s why he was so eager – if they were women he wouldn’t have bothered.

  1. YKa wanna bet there will be a little confusion as to who is cousin or wife or auntie or grandma at his family reunion ?

  2. Please folks, Never underestimate the force of a gathered cult driven army,The fact that most soldiers of allah are inbred makes matters only worse.
    If they were smart people, we wouldn’t have a problem to start with. They just wouldn’t f%%k with us.

  3. Inbreed Raghead/Asslifter- check
    IQ of -100 – check
    Retarded (the cross eyes tell u his parents were brother and sister) – check
    Possible heroin junkie (maybe needed reward for his next hit) – check
    Peodophile Worshipper – check
    Enjoys intimate relations with farm animals – check
    Bathes once a year – check
    Has microscopic weiner – definately check
    Candidate for a Darwin Award – check

    Think that sums up a close/accurate definition of a dumb ass Afghan Muztard/Scum..

    Abit of humour to brighten the day BNI and BNI friends hehe…

    • Yes.

      These are the minds and faces of low-level humans that actually kill educated young Americans with just AK-47s and cell phones. NO air force and NO high-tech XXI century multi-billion dollar military gear – see Restrepo documentary.

      The hidden agenda is that your muslim leader Obama is replacing these educated dead young Americans by thousands of infra-human welfare-ready muslims from third-world sterile countries that have **ABSOLUTELY NOTHING** to offer to mankind evolution.

      WAKE UP AMERICA.
      WAKE UP WESTERN WORLD.

  4. Maybe the guy is so hard up for money, he decided to take a chance that they would give him the reward money even if he turned himself in. Well, you gotta admit, he at least tried!

    But the question is, given some of the asinine decisions given by dhimmmi milquetoast leaders of the West, including suicidal rules of engagement, will they actually give him the money for turning himself in?

    Maybe the guy isn’t stupid, inbred or not!

    He may actually counting on Western leadership to be stupid. And he may be right.

  5. This sounds like the Russian army after WW2 when entering Germany they noticed the wonderful invention “the toilet bowl”. So, they ripped hundreds out of homes of the Germans, threw them on the back of their trucks with the intent of taking them back to Russia and just putting them in place in their homes. They did not understand that you needed the entire sewerage system as well make them work.

  6. This is one of those poor misbegotten souls you look at and say….Sheeeesh….good thing he doesn’t work with explosives!!!……..eeeerrrrrr….wait a second….

    You know guys….with brightly lit, globe trotting sophisticates like this one, who divide their time between planning Armageddon and sampling the wares at the local petting zoo…..perhaps we’re not in so much trouble after all….

    Ahhhhhh……the clash of cultures can be a real knee slapper at times….

    Regards, Don Laird
    Edson, Alberta, Canada

    • Don’t count on it, Don.

      Afghan inbreds are all over the streets of Canada. The young men are angry and alienated…targets for jihad brainwashing!

      A small spark will ignite their short fuses…like Merah in France.

      Dimwits are SOUGHT OUT by jihad recruiters!

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