By BareNakedIslam •
Laughing at Islam •
April 21, 2012 @ 11:31 pm
Mohammed insisted his followers face Jerusalem to pray, but the Jews said, ‘Look Mo, sorry, you can’t be one of our prophets…you’re not Jewish!’
So Mo got mad and told everyone to face his home town…’OK, guys, worship a pedophile pirate from now on…the Jews are obviously just being obtuse! C’mon, we’ll conquer the world. We’ll show them!’
So the world lived unhappily ever after.
K. aka Kel
April 21, 2012 @ 9:02 pm
LOL, I was in chat on Radio Jihad last night and someone posted some muslims asked her which way was East, so she pointed West. I was so proud, I gave her a bunch of flowers!!!!!!
April 21, 2012 @ 2:38 pm
huh ! every body knows but the muzzies we had our guns pointing at their mecca for a long time, know exactly where it is at.
Lock and Load
April 21, 2012 @ 1:03 pm
They’re not only misguided by mohammud, they are misguided on which direction mecca is. I bet they won’t need directions to Hell, but they’ll get them anyway !!
April 21, 2012 @ 12:29 pm
I have a video clip of one that thinks Allah is a gas meter behind a fast food store.
April 21, 2012 @ 9:41 am
They have no rules and regulations, they do what they want at the time. They just use religion to justify what they do..Peace to all non-moslems who see the hypocrisy in islam.
April 21, 2012 @ 9:31 am
Maybe its the Inbreeding that seems to have disoriented them.
April 21, 2012 @ 7:31 am
Looks like some of them are worshiping that truck. Perhaps they are as it must be more comfortable to ride then a camel.
April 21, 2012 @ 5:15 am
Alastair – That sounds like Fun,i’ve got a great Idea,when they are all going round,do one of them “sneek-in” and take one of them away while they’re not looking and so on,sounds like fun to me.LOL.
April 21, 2012 @ 3:21 am
I dont think they teach geography in the Muslim world. I found several prayer rugs in a thrift shop recently, and I swear to my God, I do not lie about this, They had a compass on every one of them supposedly pointing toward Mecca. I bought two just for the fun of it. We now use them as a mat to wipe our shoes at the front door.
April 21, 2012 @ 1:54 am
Covering all bases!!
A group praying to Mecca,
B group praying to Medina,
C group praying to AlQuds…..
Then, like Musical Chairs, they rotate 30 degrees to the next station….
A group nor praying to Medina, B to AlQuds and C to Mecca….
Now Rotate to the next Station…..
Then do it all over again!!
Yippee!! what Fun!! – just like “Doin’ the Hajj!!”
There are even “Variations” to Add to the Fun! Like Rotate 1 Row at a time, which brings the Added Excitement of a Different Ass to Sniff every time…….
Sorry BNI – a wet and dreary afternoon here Downunda….
Off Topic – check out Mark Steyn’s take on “Hookergate” – very funny!
April 21, 2012 @ 3:48 am
Alastair, maybe it’s like Speed Dating?
April 21, 2012 @ 1:34 pm
Alastair, LOL that was very enlightening. Thank you for making me laugh. But seriously, very informative.
April 21, 2012 @ 1:51 am
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