By BareNakedIslam •
Laughing at Islam •
July 21, 2012 @ 11:48 am
Want to follow sunnah, let mesuggest a few more,
Mohd’sfather died before he was born, so have your father killed before you are born.
Mohd’s mom died when he was 5-6yrs, so get rid of your mom when you turn 5
Mohd was raised an orphan, on crumbs, kicked and beaten around as he grew up, so you do the same
Mohd was sold to Khadijah as a slave, she was 40, he was 25. You should find 40+ women if there are any women left in your shithole.
Mohd lived in the desert, and in a tent, no TV, no Car, no Internet, no processed food. So should you.
Mohd sucked on menstrual blood on the thighs, so should you.
I can keep going, plenty more to suggest. Maybe next time
May Allah guide you successfully through these subhuman feats
July 16, 2012 @ 4:57 am
Wow…that’s all I can say is Wow! Just when I thought I’d see it all Islam surprises me yet again.
I, for one, highly recommend that all pedophiles (muslims) cover their heads with a plastic bag while taking a shit and make sure to secure it around the neck with plenty of duct tape. That would solve ALL our problems.
June 25, 2012 @ 7:39 pm
That’s from the Sunan Ibn Majah 2:337. It says that a Muslim must cover himself/herself when going to the toilet, even if it is nothing but a pile of sand, because Satan plays with the behinds of all the children of Adam.
A Muslim must also bless himself by invoking the protection of Allah because they believe that evil Jinn will moslest them while in the toilet.
June 20, 2012 @ 6:34 pm
GAG me!!! What total lunacy.
June 20, 2012 @ 6:26 pm
They cover their heads when they shit because the Jinn live in the toilet.
June 20, 2012 @ 10:02 am
Here Ya Go, Gals !
Advice you sorely needed from a very concerned and knowing source on your potty habits that the call of nature may have caused you to forget.
Lets all thank him for his thoughtfulness.
OK girls ? Girls ?? Are you there girls ???
June 20, 2012 @ 12:37 am
Islam has shit for brains
June 19, 2012 @ 11:34 pm
You sure don;t see them sucking their fingers when they mash them with a hammer etc .. Hey wonder if Osambo sucks his finger ???
June 20, 2012 @ 12:17 am
Osambo suck their fingers and who know what else, but we do know that he and the DOJ kiss their arses all the time. They would have to have their heads covered all the time if that was the case. Peace to all non-moslems who see the humor in this poopie video.
June 19, 2012 @ 11:22 pm
Is this a parody of Islam? Surely it must be.
June 19, 2012 @ 11:52 pm
June 20, 2012 @ 8:49 pm
BNI, I love your annotations and straightforward reponses to questions.
The response that blessed me most was the answer 1600 PA Ave to the question where do the 1% to 2% get so much clout in advancing their agenda.
June 20, 2012 @ 9:17 pm
Thanks Uncle. That’s because we don’t allow any political correctness here.
June 19, 2012 @ 11:18 pm
I felt like I was watching SNL.
June 19, 2012 @ 10:37 pm
Cover your head when you go to shit??!!
Unbelievable. You just can’t make this stuff up.
June 19, 2012 @ 9:05 pm
Cover Your Head When You Take A Dump ? What Next ?
June 19, 2012 @ 9:01 pm
This just KILLS me, LMAO. This is so stupid that it becomes ultimate humour. Wouldn’t you be embarrassed if you were a arse-lifter! (No, maye not). Oh pulease…
June 19, 2012 @ 8:39 pm
It’s because they don’t want to see or smell their true nature.
AuntieCoosa / OneMore Carol
June 19, 2012 @ 7:48 pm
WHO is going to see you? BESIDES, they do not make sanitation mandatory otherwise.
June 19, 2012 @ 7:28 pm
Well, since they’ve pretty much got their heads up their butts, covering their heads while defecating makes sense…they’ll get less shit on their heads.
June 19, 2012 @ 7:15 pm
I was in the middle east for a couple months a year ago and there is no toilet paper in the bathrooms. They wipe with their fingers and use a hand held shower like hose coming out of the wall that they hose off with. DON’T SHAKE THEIR HAND, if you know what I mean. Just sayin’
June 19, 2012 @ 10:42 pm
In Afghanistan they use rocks and then flush the rocks down the toilet destroying plumbing, pipes, drain systems. True inbred idiots.
June 19, 2012 @ 11:29 pm
But the Arabs created the best toilet paper in the world , I mean the koran toilet paper …
There is even a video on youtube where someone explains how to use it properly :
June 20, 2012 @ 7:35 pm
In this video 4 Muslim theologians discuss the religious implications of using Toilet Paper in washrooms …
VIDEO ( probably in urdu ) Can we use Toilet Paper in Washrooms? Answer Given by Darulifta
We can hear them pronounce the words «Toilet Paper» at 0:23 0:37 1:05 2:02 and 2:19
[since they don’t even have a name for this Western commodity in their own language we can deduct that they don’t use it very often !]
June 19, 2012 @ 6:53 pm
Covering The Head? Would This Be For The Purpose Of Disguising Oneself?
June 19, 2012 @ 6:37 pm
Lets see! They want foot washers installed to wash their feet before praying but don’t take a bath but once or twice a week. Now they should cover their heads with a bag before they $hit! These clerics aren’t playing with a full deck of cards!
June 20, 2012 @ 1:41 pm
No, they’re NOT playing with a full deck, and I DAMN sure would not dignify them or any of their idiotic arselifter antics by calling them “clerics” (assuming here that you used the term in jest, sharp sarcasm)!
June 19, 2012 @ 6:24 pm
Is this because their psychotic cult leader did it?
proud black kafir
June 19, 2012 @ 6:03 pm
Islam is such a ridiculous false death cult lmao.
June 19, 2012 @ 6:01 pm
JUst flush the big turd and don’t worry.
June 19, 2012 @ 5:40 pm
Moronic Lunatics! Oh, brother!!!
June 19, 2012 @ 4:18 pm
Covering the nose is one thing but the ‘head’ is taking it too far, yep.. it’s a muslim thing alrighty.
June 19, 2012 @ 3:58 pm
Moronic, supersticious, OCD crap from Mohammed…the perfect HEAD CASE, toxic narcissist and psychopathic moron.
June 19, 2012 @ 3:57 pm
Whatever will they think of next?
June 23, 2012 @ 1:05 am
That the sun sets in a muddy pool every night, that satan can piss in your ear, (when he’s not living up your nostril), that angels will not enter a room if there is a black dog present, that Female Genital Mutilation is good for women, that a nine year old girl likes being ravished by a 53 year old man…
They are just too sick to be members of the human race. But without the islamovirus and inbreeding they would again become normal human beings.
Or think of mo as Dracula, biting the first convert, and they biting all the generations that follow…
June 19, 2012 @ 3:54 pm
is that at home or where? this is so bizarre I couldn’t believe the question was even asked
June 19, 2012 @ 3:47 pm
They need to cover their mouths when they talk because all that comes is sh*t!
June 19, 2012 @ 4:41 pm
June 19, 2012 @ 3:45 pm
These muslims are full of shit… of the really filthy, stinky, dangerous kind.
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