THE ULTIMATE MUSLIM TOILET?
A Muslim police officer in Johannesburg says his religion does not allow him to share a toilet with black colleagues. Sadly, most people in the West have no idea that Muslims, even today, are the most vile racists and slavemasters on earth.
Times Live (H/T Martin) Superintendent Munaf Ismail, head of the Zonkizizwe police station on the East Rand, told the New Age newspaper that for religous reasons, he used the toilet for people with disabilities.
“I am a Muslim and they need to consider my religion. I have to sit when I urinate and I cannot use a dirty toilet. People are narrow minded and I am a committed Muslim.”
A police officer told the newspaper the station commander and two white colleagues were the only people who had access to the toilet.
The Islamic Council of SA’s Amir Hazarvi said no Muslim scripture stated Muslims could not share bathrooms with people from other races, religions or cultures. ”It might be personal or for hygienic reasons in this case, because in the Islam religion men sit when urinating,” he told the New Age.
The SA Police Union’s Oscar Skommere told the New Age apartheid was over and discrimination on the basis of gender and race not allowed.
MUSLIM TOILET ETIQUETTE
1. When going to the toilet, do not touch the private parts with the right hand. (Muslim)
2. Do not cleanse the private parts with the right hand. (Muslim)
3. After relieving oneself, use three stones or three clods of clay. (Muslim)
4. When using the toilet, do not face or sit with the back towards the Qibla. (Bukhari)
5. When intending to urinate, find a suitable place of privacy. (Abu Dawood)
6. Do not urinate in stagnant water (water that does not flow). (Bukhari)
7. Do not urinate in a bathroom, as many a time due to this, evil temptations are aroused.(Tirmidhi)
8. Do not stand and urinate. (Tirmidhi)
9. Do not convers (with another person) whilst relieving oneself. (Musnad Ahmad)
10. Do not relieve oneself at riverbanks, roads and shady places where people walk or rest. (Abu Dawood)
11. Recite BISMILLAH before entering the toilet, as this will serve as a veil between the jinn and the private parts of humans. (Tirmidhi)
12. Do not perform istinja with bones or dung. (Tirmidhi)
And whats their Rules for the Non-Believer Breathing? ..just one..”Don’t”!!
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Shaka would have fun this bastage OUT of the country, if he didn’t have him impaled.
I had heard that toliets in the Middle East and other Muslims dominanted countries were “just” holes in the ground, but … ahhh … well ahhh … what can one say except … yuck, yuck, yuck!!!
Islam and Muslims are so disgusting, vile and evil. Islam sounds like some backward, darkage superstition … turn around three times, cross your fingers, make sure its a Tuesday before noon … then hop three times, spit and squat!!! Yuck, yuck, yuck!!!
Malsi, malsi, malsi….just saying islam back words is sick sounding
I have been to the Middle East and I can tell you that with the $$ they have, not only do they have regular toilets but most places have bidets too! I love bidets!! Now in Asia – that’s a different story… I have gone in several of those holes in the ground and they are gross!!! I don’t know how you don’t pee on your clothes! I always had to take off one pant leg to NOT pee on myself!.
KK, I used one of those toilets when I lived in Japan and always hated them.
Back in the days of the old USSR (40 years ago), I travelled to many parts of the Soviet Union; and in places beyond major cities, I, too, was appalled at the holes in the floors of the urinals and bathrooms, with places to put each foot and then squat. Toilet paper was often a “luxury,” too; and if there were any, it was often more like sand paper than anything else.
All I can say is that I’m SO glad that I grew up in the civilized West and the good ol’ USA – at least, insofar as bathrooms, toilets & w.c etiquette are concerned!
communist party members certainly had plenty of good quality toilet paper. and they sure didn’t have to stand in line for hours to buy poor quality food and clothing.
our govt is thoroughly infiltrated by commies/socialists/progressives/liberals and sympathizers who would be so happy if the masses were stuck with toilet (sand)paper.
This has given me an idea. Whenever I see something I want to make an issue of, I’ll just say, “oh, my religion does not allow this or that!” Seems to work for Muslims, so why not everyone else??? Truth? Who cares?
I’m with you! From now on, if my religion is against it (like abortion) then my tax dollars will NOT fund it!
And yet they wipe their butts with their naked hands,,,
WOW,,, What BRAINPOWER~!
Think about one of these critters in food preperation employment.
That’s the cleanest and most modern Muslim toilet I ever saw!
Let Mr “I have to sit like a pretty little girl to pee” Muslim crap in a sandy hole like his psychopathic prophet.
Barbarians!
Oh my,i feel a fatwa coming on.no dung or bone allowed.what does that mean???
Guess the black turduniforms for the ladies, hide all remnants of dung,or maybe made from dung.
Do you want this in America? The liberal, left wing known as the Democratic Party does while pandering for votes and support.
Yet blacks continue to convert to islam in droves. It says a lot about “intelligence” levels, doesn’t it?
Actually, more black folks LEAVE Islam than convert TO.
WTH kind of psychotic toilet rules are those????? Who wants to wipe the self with stones or clods of clay???? No wonder these idiots are so cranky.
Don’t worry in Indonesia, the most populous Muslim country, they certainly don’t follow those rules…
««««In more than 2,000 villages across rural Indonesia, Mulsims are starting to take responsibility for their own defecation. The Indonesian government and the World Bank are running what are known as Community Led Total Sanitation programs, which work to end open defecation and promote sanitation in toiletless communities. In this scene from Vanguard’s “The World Toilet Crisis,” correspondent Adam Yamaguchi tags along with a program facilitator to understand how Muslim villagers are learning to get grossed out by open defecation–and begin clamoring for new toilets.
Martin, and you watch the video of that here: http://barenakedislam.com/2010/06/10/the-shit-factor-from-the-largest-muslim-country-in-the-world/
well… I didn’t know it was already on BNI but since it was posted 2 years ago and that there is only one comment on the page it might be good that some new readers get the opportunity to watch it… even though it is repelling …
2 comments. it is disgusing.
If they had any real intelligence, they would wipe with pages of the quran, lol.
Where I am from we make fun of males that have to sit to urinate. Now we have one more degrading thing to call them.
Ha ha, thanks.
Why the squat toilets? Are they easier to clean (although I wouldn’t want to be the one cleaning one)? Do they require less brainpower to use? It would seem to me it would require precise aiming to use. Maybe they get filthy kuffars to clean the squat toilets — because every muslime always needs a convenient slave sometime!
In Afghanistan, local nationals working on Coalition FOB’s had to be given instructions on the proper use of porta johns. Instead of sitting, they stand on the tank right over the seat and squat, even when peeing. In some areas, they had to be banned from using servicemember’s porta johns because they would clog up the tanks with rocks and water bottles. Same problems in Iraq. Since they don’t pee in the urinals, they use the urinals as recepticles to throw their ever-present water bottles in. They don’t even use the ever-present toilet paper. They use their bare left hand and water. Clear water and no soap! Never shake hands with them, Never! Yuck!
They also wash their penises with water every time they pee. If water isn’t available, they are permitted to use dirt, yes, dirt! Nasty, dirty, sissified squat tinklers is what they are.
At any rate, they leave porta johns and restrooms a mess after using them.
Randy, kind of like cavemen.
But not only in Afghanistan in England too :
Toilet training for 18-YEAR-OLDS: University puts up posters giving foreign students lessons in how to use Western loos
Explaining their decision, they blamed ‘cultural differences’ in the way the toilets are used by foreign students, some of whom are used to the ‘squat toilets’ common in parts of Asia and Europe.
( not to mention Middle East and i guess “cultural differences” might be PC for “different religious obligations and necessities” )
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2099460/Toilet-training-18-YEAR-OLDS-University-puts-posters-giving-foreign-students-lessons-use-Western-loos.html
Democracies, as I see it, are doomed. You won’t see such waves of Muslim immigration into China. As long as Democracies stick to so-called freedom of religion and this Muslim cult passes for a religion, they’ll continue to invade our countries to suffocate us with their physical, mental and spiritual filth.
China might be getting eaten from the inside out. Someone posted a wikipedia page, I think it was Islam in China that is worrying.
Islam in Chima has two components. The first is wei, Han who converted during and before the mongol conquest. They were redefined out of the Han race and kinow their place. The second is uighers and other western minorities. China has a problem keeping them down but is not giving up. One important fact. China does not allow foreign (saudi) interference or “aid” to these communities.
7th century cult crap of mohamad’s islam. I suppose that the muslim male savages sit to urinate because of the shortness of their dicks and their poor aiming ability. This finally explains why they are only interested in little child brides to rape because they are so small in mind and soul too.
I imagine before long there will be a fatwah to destroy toilets.
OK this cop is gay. He pisses like girls. They need to put a potty with rocks next to it. Or better yet firer his ass. Or better yet before they firer him put the rocks up his ass.
But for heath reasons after placing rocks up his butt wash hands,
But always wondered why they like to throw rocks all the time.
classes on western toilet training should be a must for every muslim. But it would be easier to toilet train a camel I think
13 dpn’t accidently walk in on one is a public restroom ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY DON’T LOCK THE DOOR!
Have I been blocked? None of my comments appear…
Kelly, I posted a few. Are some missing?
The toilets in my home are all either facing to or from short eyed mo’s magic meteorite. Cool. One can stick it to the false diety allah everytime on use the WC. Cool squared and cubed.
Too many people still think there are two “Islams”: a moderate and a radical one.
This idea is promoted especialy by socialist-european politicians- scum.
Socialists say that nobody must reject multi-culti in society cause multi-culti is a good idea according to their stupid views.
They don´t want to hear the following:first point, we, most european citizens are against multi-culti because we don´t like it and second point: the problem is especialy with Islam and not with other cultures or religions like Christianism, Judaism, Hinduism, or whatever it may be.
There is just one Islam and not two and the violent one dominates always the “moderate” one. Just have a look at bthe musslim world today to check what I am saying.
The fight against Islam implies firstly and mainly a fight against socialists politicians and associations. They are the back door to enter the house of our countries.
The atacks against them must be “convincing” and not bla bla bla.
Especialy ACTIONS MUST BE UNDERTAKEN. What´s the point if we just write in chats and forums and then we make a “siesta” ?
There are people, many people, ready to action especialy youth without jobs and without future who want to change this dark Europe into a civilizated continent where socialism and Islam will become a nightmare not to be remembered.
Simply make sure a fresh supply of kORAN pages are always available where you don’t want a moslem. Give them a choice…pee on the roll and put a couple freshly printed kORAN pages in the vicinity. This is when you will see how committed they are to iSLAM.
I worked in Riyadh, Saudi Arabi, for four years recently for a Saudi Gubmint security outfit. The office building was generally nice, and there was air conditioning – thank God, for in summer the temperature in the shade often went to 129F! The offices were quite nice, especially mine!
But the toilets! They were sort of normal western toilets, but two were the “hole-in-the-floor” type.
Every toilet had a length of plumbed hosepipe with a control on it… this was for spraying the arsehole and wiping it with the hand.
Thank God there was toilet paper readily available, though.. but, and this is the point of this story, many times the toilet seats were cracked and broken beyond use (and very infrequently repaired!) because the Saudis squatted on the toilet seats with their feet (and some of these men were big heay fellas!), in order to defecate or piss and then used the spray hose to wash things down.
The worst thing was that the spraying action spread little pieces of shit all over the floor and walls… and the stink was disgusting. I didn’t dare demand a toilet be reserved for my use only, as that would have been suicide! I just tried to hold it all in until I got home!
Some of the French public toilets are just as bad, as with the Greek ones.
They forgot to mention how to enter a bathroom: walk in with the right foot and
leave with the left foot.
MEN MULTI-TASKING IN THE BATHROOM: Enjoy…
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder toilet rituals are MORONIC because they were obsessively thought up be a PSYCHOPATHIC, PEDOPHILE PIRATE.
So Moz toilet rituals must be right…who else but a necrophilic sex pervert could invent such LUNACY?
Mozzies, why waste so much of your life performing meaningless OCD rituals JUST BECAUSE MOHAMMED DID IT?
Let him piss into the wind.
“3. After relieving oneself, use three stones or three clods of clay.”
Isn’t that in the movie Demolition Man?
Umm there’s no where that says u can’t share the washroom with a non Muslim or someone from a different race! Clearly the person who wrote this article and the person who posted it have something against Islam! The Guy probably had doubts about the cleansiness of the washroom! We live in a non Muslim society if we can’t share washrooms,how do u suppose we manage? Religion is not made difficult for you! PEOPLE PLEASE THINK FOR YOURSELVES AND DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HERE! I am a Muslim woman and I wouldn’t choose a different way of life then the right path I’m on which is Islam! I’m so fortunate that Allah chose me out of gazillions! Like who am I to be chosen? ALHAMDULLIAH(All praise to allah
zara, if you do NOT have ‘something against Islam’ you should not be posting comments here.
Wow it seems you guys know more about Islam than some Muslims! I’m impressed. Using words like fatwa! By the way the rocks are clearly talking about when you’re in the middle of the desert! No we carry rocks in our pockets because water and napkins are scarce.And the funny thing is you can hate on Islam and Muslims but at the end of the day it will continue to grow! And Fyi its not just blacks but we have all kinds of people from all over the world accepting the truth! So if u hate Muslims you could be hating your own kind! Keep hating guess what ur doing? Opening the minds of people who think for themselves! So because of that I have hope for humanity! Its amazing how you guys only think Islam is a violent religion! Who committed the Colorado movie shooting,bowling
For columbine,Norway shooting,oaklahoma bombing,Virginia tech,the Montreal shooting? How about HITLER? Was he Muslim? If you search up most acts of violence committed I bet America comes in the top and find out what their religion is for me will yah? DOUBLE STANDARDS!!!!!”