Allah says, “The sweetest aroma you will ever smell is the breath of a fasting Muslim”

During the month of Ramadan (Starting July 21st), Muslims fast from sunup to sundown which causes them to have foul-smelling breath all day long. (Oh my, the sheer delight of having to sit next to a fasting Muslim at work or at school for the whole month) 

In the absence of food, there is a release of digestive juices that begins to break down and also affects the lining of the stomach which causes one’s breath to smell like spoiled food.

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39 comments on “Allah says, “The sweetest aroma you will ever smell is the breath of a fasting Muslim”

  1. If I had to work next to one of these stinky Muslims, I’d be sure to eat plenty of beans during Ramadan. Nothing like a giving the Muslims a taste of his own medicine. Pew.

  2. OH LORDY ! Halitosis Alert ! Halitosis Alert ! And I’ll bet that their god* Alley, in his wisdom, has outlawed Certs as food.

    Seriously, if you suspect that a convienience store is muslim owned, please go in during Rama-Lamma-Ding-Dong,(or whatever they call it) loudly crunching a bag of pork skins. Those of the followers of Bare Naked Islam who are of the Jewish persuasion, use any thing that crunches. Both may substitute a stalk of crisp celery.
    * small letters intentional

  3. Thank God I don’t live, work or play with or near any muzturds, so I’m counting on missing out on that mint-fresh breath emanating from the pie holes of every observant mudslime!

  4. What’s the restaurant industry going to do without all these muslim paying customers???

    They don’t brush their teeth during this nonsense either.

    I’ll be boating, fishing, barbecuing and being a part of the civilized world before, during and after ramadan. These people are totally incompatible with western society with or without ramadan.

    HEY MUZZIES, HAVE A NICE SUMMER!!!

  5. Well, I for sure do not like STINKY BREATH. Here in AMSTERDAM an extra amount of police force is necessary
    to keep the peace/violence after the end of the ramadan.
    And yet the call it a peaceful religion. Peaceful my ………

  6. You Yanks don’t know what dog breath is until you’ve stood all the way in from the East London suburbs on the Central Line underground railway with them all breathing in your face. It smells like paint stripper

    My dog has sweeter breath.

  7. Apologies for being off-topic BNI, but today has seen the initial release of 2011 census data for England and Wales. Although we have yet to be provided with any breakdowns relating to religion and ethnicity, some conclusions can be drawn by proxy, given that the two local authorities with the most rapidly growing populations were Tower Hamlets and Newham, which also happen to be the two with the highest percentage of Muslims: http://durotrigan.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/census-indicates-surge-in-muslim.html

  8. I would not want to sit 20 yards downwind of one of them for any reason, but certainly not for the danger of being asphixiated by Rammydamn buzzard breath.

  9. Inbred, braindead killer zombie jihadists were taught self-control by Mohammed so they would be prepared to fight all day without food.

    The joke about Ramadan is that food prices SKYROCKET during Ramadan in Pakistan.

    Why?

    Because people are gorging themselves on food during Ramadan and many actually put on weight.

    The monumental hypocrisy of Islam is best known by Mozzies. Ask them…some will even admit it.

    • That’s not what my Lebanese Christian friend said. He was an airline pilot in the Mid-East and flew all over the muslime world. He said in some muslime states you would be taking your life in your hands if you were caught eating in public during Ramadan. He personally saw a man beaten into unconsciousness for doing so.

      • My dear Ignorant dhimmi, they fast only from sun up 5: 00 AM to night time 8:00 PM
        then they pounce
        on food like ravenous pigs.

        That the idea of muslims fasting during day and hogging at night.

        • The guy must have been beaten into unconsciousness during the day. BTW, why was this same friend accosted for buying food at an Arabic market in Anaheim, CA during the day on Ramadan?

  10. How fortunate we live in the 21st century where we have mouthwash. Nuts, I just remembered Muslims are NPO during the day, and although you don’t actually swallow the mouthwash, they would probably still count it as drinking! Are they even allowed to brush their teeth during he day? Eeuw.

    • I can think of a dozen things I’d rather smell than a Mohammedan’s breath:

      12: Rotting Corpses
      11: Burned Flesh
      10: Dog farts
      9: Pig Farms
      8: Sewage Treatment Plant
      7: Chit’lins
      6: Collard Greens Fart
      5: Mustard Greens Fart
      4: Baby vomit
      3: Underarm odor
      2: Gasoline
      1: Compost pile

      Not ONE of these things has a pleasant odor, as you all most likely know. THAT should tell you something.

  11. What nonsense. Muslims can actually gain weight during this fast. They can not eat through the day but they can pig out after dark and before daylight. What stupidity.

  12. Take a look at yourselves. You people are downright ignorant of Islam. Fasting is not about gorging your face with food. Its to allow you to feel whats its like for people less fortunate, and be grateful for the things you’ve been blessed with. And we are considerate of our breath etc…well, most of us anyways. Have a nice day, filthy pork munchers.

  13. Peace- There is too much hate on this board. Learn to love and respect people. We were all created out of dust. Islam is a beautiful religion.

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