PSA* for Christians: “Jesus could not be the son of God because there is no proof that God had a wedding”

As Mr. Raghead explains, “If God really did have a son, why would he have killed him?” And there you have it folks, aren’t you happy to have finally learned the truth about the whole Jesus thing?

*PSA = Public Service Announcement

Now about that whole Pedophile Prophet Mohammed thing and his penchant for fornication with 9 year old girls………