‘Kiss my Jewish Ass’ solution to the problems in the Middle East

Andrew Klaven’s idea for turning the entire Middle East into one big Jewish state, would not only offer religious, cultural, and economic freedom and justice to everyone in the area, it would elevate the status of women and remove the albatross of third world poverty from around their necks.

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23 comments on “‘Kiss my Jewish Ass’ solution to the problems in the Middle East

  1. Count me in on this “One State Solution!!!!”

    BNI

    Oh and Crusaders have a lot of work to do. Paul Ryan discussed that President Assad should be removed for humanitarian reasons, because how he treats his own people. I really believe Paul Ryan has the possibility of being our next Reagan, and I’m completely on board with him except with the idea that we need to help out muslims for humanitarian reasons. MUSLIMS DECIMATE AND DESTROY INFIDELS BECAUSE THEY’RE ORDERED TO, and we need more infidels to understand that to make headway, which you dedicate a lot of time, energy and your own safety for. Much love, and welcome back. <3<3<3

      • Right on the money, BNI – you’ve got THAT right! But then, you’ve been on track with this insanity in Syria from the beginning. We mustn’t ever forget that Baby Assad and his Regime are on lifeline and life-blood support from Achmidinnajacket and the Mullahs in Iran – and THAT’s why Obozo hasn’t made any moves against that rotten regime – that is, not ’til, as you wisely point out, the Brotherhood has its puppet in place to lead the “opposition” – just like in Egypt & Libya. Watch out, Abdullah (Jordan): You’re next!

        BTW, welcome back, BNI – glad to see that the “hostage takers” finally “released” you! And I bet your ransom cost SOMEONE a pretty penny! After all, you’re a VERY big fish in this pond, kiddo!!

  2. Andrew has vastly improved. Too often in the past, his attempts at humor fell flat. This time he not only amused but suggested what in reality could be a great improvement for millions of people – Muslims, Jews, Christians, etc. Muslim Arabs who are Israeli citizens live far better lives than their cousins in Muslim lands. I had a less generous concept for Israel a while back. And that was to force the Palestinians, particularly in Gaza out of Israel – not necessarily to run them into the sea as the Palestinians promised to do to the Israelis but just out of the country. Let them settle in Egypt or any of the other Muslim lands. Then bring in Chinese immigrants to replace them. China has too many people and there are many who would love to live in a Democracy for a change. The Chinese culture is far more in tune with Jewish culture – both value education, industriousness, family, etc. Jews love Chinese food which is probably healthier than Jewish food. Any of these concepts beat further peace negotiations which are nothing but a sham on the part of Palestinians who never wanted peace – they want the whole country without Jews.

  3. Great video.
    Off topic Bonni but i have two badges for you and Mr BNI,lost your address so send me an email.You have the EDL one and Mr BNI can have the Taliban hunting club one.

  4. Oh, hell yes!! And as Andrew said, if the Jews REALLY ran America, we wouldn’t be over 14 trillion dollars in debt!!……..And the muslimes, as Mr. Klavan points out so wel,l DO NOT practice a “religion of peace and tolerance”, not in the Mideast or anywhere they invade!!

  5. sounds like a great idea. and remember syria has 10 nukes and if the brotherhood gets them they willuse them shortly thereafter and the the middle east will really glow in the dark

  6. P.S. I meant to add that I love this theme that Andrew has proffered before on PJTV – I saw a similar one (the one-state Israeli solution, etc.) last year or the year before. It’s an amusing – but actually quite a good – idea! And his “kiss my Jewish ass” refrain is a classic! (My uncle was offended by the Yiddish version, ’cause he “shies away” from low-class language in Yiddish – LOL!)

  7. I was just being flip, BNI – had no idea that, indeed, it cost big bucks!! Truly sorry for what your standing up for The Truth has cost you & Mr. BNI – may God bless your enterprise and REALLY protect you from here on in! I’ll put a couple bucks in the pot – just wish it could be more!

    • Joy, I didn’t think you were being flip at all. Sadly, I am now forced to ask for donations from my readers which I will be doing in the next day or two. If everyone who visits here would donate just $2 per year, I’d be in great shape.

  8. Love the video! I totally agree with Andrew! I great idea but putting into action will be difficult! Muslimes hate infidels!

  9. Klavan’s solution is not a solution, it is part of the problem. While it is great satire and irony, it is piss poor policy ‘cuz Israel is a democracy. Give Israel a Muslim majority and the Jews will be outvoted: the Koran will be their constitution and the Shari’ah will be their law.

    The one state solution only works if it is a one people solution: if the Muslims are exterminated.

    • @Dajjal: As you stated above, being “great satire and irony,” it is just that. A rhetorical point, not a realistic, doable objective. At least that is my interpretation. I seriously doubt Andrew Klavan would be advocating for a “Greater Israel” within the context of a Middle Eastern/North African/Anatolian Hebraic empire. I think he is, in terms of satire, illustrating the relative freedom of Arab-Israeli citizens who are completely enfranchised, and for that fact, the same with Arabic Druze citizens of Israel, one of whom, the current MK. for Kadima, Majalli Wahabi, briefly held office as acting President of Israel in February 2007, the first non-Jew to act as Israel’s head of state. Klavan perhaps highlights this in contrast to the inconceivable prospect of a Jew holding office in an Arab country. A most unislamic idea.

      Anyhow, that is my take on the matter, and you are so correct that such a monster of a “Greater Israel” encompassing the muslim Middle East would utterly destroy Israel’s Jewish Identity.

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