FOR LADIES ONLY: Menstruation and Ramadan

Muslim Convert Girl’s Guide to what you are NOT allowed to do during Ramadan if you are menstruating.

* NO FASTING

* NO PRAYING

* NO GOING TO THE MOSQUE

WOO HOO! Hey sister, what better time to get down and par-tay? Stop by Happy Hour at the local watering hole (girls drink free). Learn how to do the Argentine Tango. Go to hell with yourself – have dinner at the local Barbecue Ribs joint. Don’t worry, nobody will see you, they’re all fasting and lifting up their asses to Allah….inshallah.