TURKEY: Muslim man accused by inlaws of raping their duck

A man was detained in Bursa province in Turkey’s Marmara region for allegedly raping a duck, daily Habertürk reported.

Hurriyet Daily  (H/T Henry P)  Police forces detained the man following complaints from his inlaws, who claimed he had raped one of their ducks during an overnight stay in their house. The man’s father-in-law said he found “feathers and blood” in a bed with the duck. The duck was “unable to walk,” according to the father-in-law. The man’s mother-in-law told daily Habertürk she later discovered the man’s bloody shirt by a tree the next morning. The 50 year-old suspect denied all accusations, calling them all “slander.” The duck was found to have suffered deformation and damage to its intestines and underwent several operations. It is now reportedly in good condition and remains in a veterinarian’s care. 

Ya just can’t make this stuff up, folks.


61 comments on “TURKEY: Muslim man accused by inlaws of raping their duck

  1. We know the punishment for those who defy sunna (to obey and imitate Mohammed in all things for all time). Will this perv be killed – or prove he was imitating Mohammed (Mohammed never ordered anyone to rape a duck, but let’s see if he did it himself)?

  2. the poor duck probably pooped all over the bearded buzzard. was it a boy or girl duck? no matter; mohammed says all is cool, if no six year old kiddies around to play! Hope Donald puts a fatwa out!

    • Well, the duck did have 5 muslim men speak in it’s defense. On another note, just how weird would islam look if they stoned a duck for being an adulterer?

  3. This story is really how the duck abused the freak. The duck had been using the freak and paying him for his services. Lately the duck had quit paying. When the freak demanded payment for his services the duck retoreted: “Put it on my bill”.

  4. A big thanks for this post BNI; a great laugh; still laughing as I comment, read this story to Mrs. hh, and she thought it was quite humorous as well. The sad part however is that this is REAL; I knew they were goat rapers, donkey rapers, and pretty much rapers of any creature that moves on two OR four legs; and though I used to hear the phrase “Well, f— a duck!!” since I was a kid; it had to be an asslifter to make it real!!

  5. Sarastro:
    He will say that it is the fault of the family for allowing their duck to inflame his natural male muslim sensibilites by letting the duck go about naked and without a proper hajib. In such a cse of temptation, what’s a normal muslim to do ?

  6. What about this guy’s wife? The daughter of the in-laws he was staying with? Isn’t sex with her enough to satisfy this pervert? It’s heartening to know that this family love their ducks — most Muslims do not love animals — any animals, but this family took the duck to the vet and had it repaired instead of killing it and eating it. Poor disturbed men like this husband of their daughter should be locked up for life

    I wish these parents would help their daughter divorce this monster, nobody could expect a woman to live with a man who is capable of such thoughts and deeds.

    I’d love to know what the magistrate decides in this case — or what the imam says.

    • Turks are sunnis so the question might be up in the air but the freakatollah khomeini ruled that a women was not entitled to a divorce just because her “husband” was screwing the family camel. he told another woman that she had to tolerate her “husband” screwing her brother. Think I’m kidding? Its all in the Little Green Book. Is iran the country of “girlie men” or what?

  7. obama and the liberal lefties think that they can relate to these inbred savages of islam. They are right, they can but normal people can not relate to these monsters of islam.

  8. 1. It was the duck’s fault for not being covered with a burka.
    2 This is a poor statement about the size of a muzzie’s prick.
    3 Maybe he read about porno models making a ‘duck face’ and thought that it had something to do with this.

  9. I thought I’d heard everything, from donkeys, camels, goats and sheep,,,
    But what the F@#K ~! A bloody D U C K ~!~?~!~?
    That idiocy goes beyond words to express in any language on Earth, I think,,,
    I cannot even imagine the Concept~!

  10. Every day something new comes out about this group of people. I’m not talking about the run of the mill, unbelievable amounts of violence, hatred and harassment towards other peaceful human beings, which happens daily . I’m talking about perversions, that most normal people lived their entire lifetimes without even thinking about.

    With muslims it’s a new one each day.

    I think it’s time for the world to determine what constitutes an actual religion as opposed to what constitutes mentally abnormal, deviant behavior being passed off as a religion.

    I read the other day , if Islam was totally wiped off the face of the earth today, 85% of the world’s violence would cease to exist. It would just disappear.

    A belief that causes 85% of the world’s violence can, in no way, be called a “Religion”.

    I can think of no other religions in the world, that in this day and age, are fighting against each other. it’s time to take a stand against these animals who use religion to get away with murder and worse.

  11. IF he can wait until February and IF Obama gets reelected THEN he could come to the US and it will probably be legal for him to marry the duck….

    • Yes, I, too, recall the imam teaching that it was fine for a man to have sex with the corpse of his wife, assuming that decomp had not set in. And she would probably be as responsive as any other muslime woman.

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