PAKISTANI HOT SELLER! Ready-to-burn American flags

And thanks to the $billions in financial aid we give Pakistan every year, Muslims have a lot of free time to burn American flags, even 3 weeks after the outrage over the anti-Muslim film, ‘Innocence of Muslims.’

Venders can’t seem to keep the stars and stripes on the shelves, with the student wing of the Shiite party Majlis-e-Wahadatul Muslimeen producing some 500 ready-to-burn flags per hour on peak protest days. The group says it’s ready to debut a 500-metre-long version of Old Glory that will be placed on the ground so protesters can walk on it.