BOOK NOW! SOMALI MUSLIM PIRATES 7-DAY CRUISE DEAL

ALL ABOARD! Experience the cruise of a lifetime aboard the M.S. Prophet Mohammed. Experience the thrill of killing Somali Muslim Pirates off the deck of the ship. Check out the all-inclusive Somali Muslim Pirate  Cruise Package. It’s a steal! Arghhhhhhhh

Somali Muslim Pirates cruise package departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan )and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania ). Unlike other cruise ships, on the M.S. Prophet Mohammed, people can bring their own ‘high powered automatic weapons’ aboard.  If you don’t have your own weapons you can rent them right on the ship!  There is a master gunsmith on board and there will be reloading parties every afternoon as well as optional marksmanship training courses.

You can expect several shooting opportunities in the waters in and around the Somali coastline. Passenger who kills the most Somali pirates each day gets free champagne with dinner.

Here are the costs associated with the Pirate Cruise package:

*       $1,800.00 US/per week, per person double occupancy includes 3 halal meals a day and all drinks but no alcoholic beverages. Free entertainment every night in the Aladdin Lounge. Airfare is extra.

Options available on board for rental:

* M-16 full auto rental $25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at $15.95

*       Ak-47 riffle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at $14.95

*       Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle rental $55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at $9.95

*      RPG’s at $75.00 and $200 for 3  standard loads

*       Crew members can double as Muslim spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).

*       “Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am.”

*       “MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire”

*       Group rates and corporate discounts available.

TARGET PRACTICE! Taking prisoners is not permitted.

“We guarantee you will experience at least one hijacking attempt per day by Muslim pirates or we will refund gun and ammo rental charges.

We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia .  If an attempted Hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 7 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia.  At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.  Cabin space is limited so respond quickly.  Reserve your package now and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice.”

Enjoy the leaping dolphins show from the deck. Shooting allowed, but only with a camera, please.

Testimonials from some of our satisfied customers:

“I got three confirmed Muslim-kills on my last trip.  I’ll never hunt big game in Africa again.  I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!”-Lars , Hamburg , Germany

“Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected.  I bagged three Muslim pirates and my 12-yr. old son sank two rowboats with the mini-gun.  PIRATES 0 – PASSENGERS-32!  W ell worth the trip.  Just make sure your spotter speaks English” Ned, Salt Lake city , Utah USA

“I haven’t had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don’t worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their squirrelly aim—reminds me of a drunken ‘juicer’ door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam”—“chopper’ – Dan —-Toledo USA.

“Like ducks in a barrel.  This is must do!” Zeke, Minnahaw Springs , Kentucky ,  USA

Live entertainment on board every night, featuring The Arabian Nights Shimmy Sisters

BOOK NOW! Space limited: Mention ‘Bare Naked Islam’ to your travel agent and get a 10% discount on your Somali Pirate Cruise 


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9 comments on “BOOK NOW! SOMALI MUSLIM PIRATES 7-DAY CRUISE DEAL

  1. The Shimmy Sisters are haram! No devout Muslim would be caught leering at the beautiful Shimmy Sisters — at least not openly. Those girls would have to be covered from head to toe in niqabs. Just like J-Lo and Lady Gaga had to tone down their sexy antics on stage in Muslim countries.

  2. this is the best christmas card i have received in many years it will eventually come to this if the mussies keep doing what the do best demanding we change to their rules …pigs will fly before then

  3. since taking prisoners is not allowed i’m assuming the boasts are scultled with the pirates on board or what’s the point of going?

  4. I am in ! was racking my brain on what to get the wife for xmas i hope shes goin to love me for my suprise , am not going to bring up any of the detais till we get there ! not shure i will be comeing back when she finds out ,

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