Feel good story of the day

Three men – a Canadian farmer, a Muslim, and an Aussie are all walking together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. ‘I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total’, says the Genie.

The Canadian says, ‘I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.’ 

POOF!  With the blink of the Genie’s eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

The Muslim was amazed, so he said, ‘I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq, and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.’ 

POOF!  Again, with the blink of the Genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Aussie says, ‘I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.’

The Genie explains, ‘Well, it’s about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out;  it’s virtually impenetrable.’

The Aussie sits down on his Harley , cracks a beer, lights a cigarette, smiles and says, ‘Fill the bloody thing with water.’

H/T Allan I in Australia

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45 comments on “Feel good story of the day

  1. Shalom,
    Thank you, I needed a laugh in the midst of a daily bombardment of bad news.
    This is the most recent one I’ve heard:

    A muslim, a racist a triator and an illegal alien walk into a bar…

    The bartender looks up and says: “same as usual Mr. President?”

  2. What drives me nuts is the lefties of the world are GODLESS and they proclaim to be tolerant of others. When in reality they hate to the bottom of their souls. Perfect for the ANTI-CHRIST.

    Loved the humor.

  3. New take on an old joke. But, the old joke is just sooooooo “racist”, I can’t tell it here. But, it starts off with a Texan, a Mexican and a person of African heritage. The punch line is when the Texan tells the genie “I think I’ll just have a coke” … It’s told in the movie “Boondock Saints” if you’re interested.

  4. I knew that Hate stuff had to come from somewhere. Who could dream up all that rubbish? Loved the witty comments posted here. I know an American Jewish Gay Woman who is an anti-Isreal activist. I tried to inform her in a polite way what some of the facts of who would provide respect for her were. She’s hopelessly unreachable…Frozen Brain Syndrome. I wish she’d move to one of those Muzzie Hell-holes and experience first hand the Welcome Wagon they’ll have waiting for her. LOL! Fantasy Flourishes Where Facts Are Few! From now on I am avoiding Toxic Libbers.

    • TNB, as a Jewish woman myself, I recommend never getting into a discussion about Muslims with Jews, most of whom are leftist self-hating Muslim sympathizers. If they aren’t leftists, you will know pretty quickly and then you can speak freely.

      • BNC American Jewsih Gay Woman is a financially very successful person who lives High on the Hog making leftist films …and most stink . Her latest rant after announcing on her FB page about going to some NYC demonstrations to protest “Israel’s Crimes Against Gaza” has her now protesting those “Homophobic Christian Zealots in Uganda”. She’s oblivious to Gay Hangings , Jailings, and Barbaric Torturing of Gays in Muslim theocracies. i sent her a very factual Email about Israel, Gays and Jewish history when I heard from one of her Israeli family in Tel Aviv… that the warning siren had just gone off, and how scary that was. Later, I heard again from Israel that the nearby Tel Aviv bus bombing had her young relative petrified. i relayed that to my Left of Left…now ex-friend . Her Reaction …Nothing, but if it was from a Palestinian terrorist, her response would have been an earth shattering primal scream. It’s sickening and hopeless . She’s not worth my time! You all are.

      • The moment people cease to see themselves as “victims”, they will cease to be sympathizers with the intolerable. I mean, “victims” relate to “victims”. It’s why the left is so sympathetic to Islam. The lefties see themselves as “victims” and Muslims as “victims”; therefore, they hallucinate a common enemy, the US, Jews, Zionist conspirators, Israel, etc. And, being that “victim” status has become the pinnacle of all crybaby default settings, they feel as if they have entitled self-righteousness that goes to the center of the Earth and that they can’t be challenged. So, as any decent therapist would tell a typical neurotic, a big part of the solution is for people to stop seeing themselves as victims.

  5. During the Pakistani floods, someone sent me a text message.
    A charity collector knocked on my door and asked, “Would you like to contribute to the Pakistani flood disaster?” I replied, “I’d love to but my hose only reaches the end of my driveway.”

  6. heard the same one but instead of any old Muslim it was bin Laden and the Aussie was a Texan
    whoever it is a good one i just wish it would be true

      • When I read, I like it to be something intelligent, something you can get into. It has to be knowledgable, thrilling, adventurous, humorous, learned and sensible. The koran just doesn’t ‘cut it’!

      • Koran is the most confusing, boring to sleep-inducing load of rubbish around. it is just a set of rules from a dictator.. if you want a headache, (try to) read it.!

        Anyone taking it seriously has to be as mentally ill as the author. Speaking of which, here a link from Daniel Pipes on a book about the mental & other conditions of female suicide bombers:

        http://www.danielpipes.org/12166/female-suicide-bombers

        Not that we weren’t aware of this, but at least another confirmation.LOL

    • Here’s one more before i go beddy by…..especially for all the sharamootas @ CAIR——-> What do you call a Muslim with his arm up a camels rectum ?
      Ans——> A mechanic !

  7. How is a massive wall built surrounding “palestine”, when there has never been nor ever will be a country called “palestine”?

  8. Bonni where did you find that about islam? I was just “discussing” the peaceful bunch with a screamin’ lib! She claims that all the “bad things we hear about islam is Republican propaganda.” I told her that Omar the Tent Maker would measure her for her burqa! These people are insane.

    • Since we’re on a roll…A Palestinian muslim in Florida goes to the doctor complaining of feeling listless, exhausted, nauseous. The doctor hands him a bucket and tell him to pee and poop in the bucket, then place his head in the bucket and inhale the fumes for 10 minutes. Afterwards the Palestinian says “Doctor it’s a miracle! I feel 100% better. What was wrong with me”? The doctor replies “You were homesick”.

      • Cruelty to animals!!
        better yet, mulch the bastards, run the remains through Compost heaps, and use them for soil revitalization.’Then, we get productive farmland outta their useless carcasses.

        …and we don’t give wildlife upset tummies. :-D

      • Marlene…

        LOL! Great minds think alike! I would mulch them and plant a tree out in the forest somewhere…go green! At least they’d have some redeeming quality!

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