BREAKING NEWS FROM EGYPT: Islamic preacher confirms, “Christianity originated from penis worship”

According to Egyptian Cleric Abu Islam: “I swear to Allah, people turned to Jesus because of the great big penis he had hanging off the right side of his abdomen. You can see it in all the pictures.” But that’s not all, “Christian women train dogs to play the role of their husbands, I swear,” adds Abu.

2So, does this mean we are going to have to reconsider the meaning of “God is afoot?”