By BareNakedIslam •
Laughing at Islam •
April 14, 2013 @ 5:40 pm
I’m not even laughing at this, because Muslims have had a history of tricking Christians, Jews, and others into saying the Shahada. For example. some Christians and Jews living in Muslim lands who took Turkish or Arabic lessons were fooled by their teachers into reciting the shahada. After that, the teacher would reveal that they were now a muslim, and if they objected, they would be dragged before a sharia court and sentenced to death for apostasy, with their possessions given to the muslim government or their accusers.
April 14, 2013 @ 4:16 pm
…and they’ll even provide the explosive accessories…
April 14, 2013 @ 1:56 pm
Music is not kosher in Islam! No more music!
April 14, 2013 @ 1:31 pm
There have even been situations where some poor sap of a girl is dating a Muslim and he invites her to go to a mosque. Wanting to be seen as an openminded American (plus her “boyfriend” has fed her all the lines that Americans are all racist and islamophobic ect) so she wears the head bag that he provides and goes to a Friday prayer or some holiday observance. Men and women are separate of course so the girl sits with the women and they ask her to repeat a “prayer” with them. Of course she does and not understanding what she is saying or how you convert to Islam doesn’t realize she is now a Muslim. Intent is not required- or even understanding- it is the recitation of shahada that makes a person Muslim. meanwhile her “boyfriend” is drawing up a marriage contract with the men. In Islam a woman does not have to witness or sign her own marriage contract so she is ignorant of the fact that she leaves the mosque married and a Muslim. The only way this really has any effect is if there is a case of child custody dispute in a Muslim country. Being that a woman’s testimony is essentially worthless the evidence of her “conversion” is used against her and she has no recourse but to follow sharia. Bottom line girls- DON’T date a Muslim!
April 14, 2013 @ 2:22 pm
Chubb, and after they are tricked into becoming muslim, this is why they don’t leave it:
April 14, 2013 @ 12:54 pm
This was funny. Maybe most people don’t know who Pee-Wee Herman was, or probably only remember him being arrested an adult movie house, but Pee-Wee Herman was never an advocate for pisslam — and I’ll bet that skit on Pee-Wee’s Playhouse was all about degrading pisslam.
April 14, 2013 @ 11:24 am
An invitation to join the biggest, sickest cult know to man. Just what I needed this morning.
April 14, 2013 @ 10:36 am
i thought it was kinda funny
April 14, 2013 @ 10:05 am
convertinting to islam = converting to mohomeds ideas that included murder, rape, thievery, child molesting, lieing, or anything else that they can rationalize out of the fucked up kroran……mecca lecca hi, hidi hiney ho ! Mo Fo’s
April 14, 2013 @ 9:59 am
Now there is going to be a fatwa against PeeWee Herman for insulting islam.
April 14, 2013 @ 8:25 am
Vats he saying ? Vaaat ? Mickey wrecked in high wid a Hidie-Ho ?
So Mickey maybe should have used a lower gear ? And vat vas Mickey doing messing with a hidie-Ho in da first place ? Mickey should have been messing vith no kind of Ho. Soives him right he wrecked in high !
April 14, 2013 @ 6:35 am
I would not recite that phrase even in jest. Sort of like envoking satan.
tessiewebbMy ‘real’ JIHAD
April 14, 2013 @ 6:19 am
Uncomfortable reminder of the so called “sinner’s prayer” ritual of many in Christianity. I’ve known for a long time I wasn’t comfortable with that widely accepted way of “leading someone to Jesus”. .Especially since it is not in the Bible as the way to introduce brand new believers to their new life. Couldn’t decide if he was mocking that “prayer” ritual or Islam.
April 14, 2013 @ 5:45 am
Wasn’t that supposed to be a severed head in a box chanting that load of bull sh** though, maybe it’s just the way Islam ought to be promoted!
April 15, 2013 @ 10:32 am
Funnily enough, I believe the talking head is supposed to be a Jeannie or Djinn. A magical creature of pisslam.
April 14, 2013 @ 5:07 am
NO WAY!!Over my dead body.I would die first before even thinking about it!
April 14, 2013 @ 4:41 am
…or who wants to become an enslaver,mass murderer,mafiotic and degenerated historical blind alley?
April 14, 2013 @ 3:05 am
I just looked at the video on the original Youtube site. It is amazing. I wanted to see the comments in response to this video. I was utterly baffled. Did anyone even actually see this video? I even saw comments in Arabic which seem to suggest that some people actually think this is an actual tutorial on becoming Muslim. Most don’t seem to realize that this is a satire. Or maybe they do and are just going along with the gag? I don’t know. What they are saying is nowhere near the actual Shahada.
If this guy is a Muslim parodying his own religion, he is actually hilarious.
I was fully expecting that this guy would be getting a whole bunch of negative comments and people threatening him for satirizing Islam and parodying the Shahada. But I couldn’t find any negative comments by Muslims. There were some negative comments by people saying not to recite the Shahada and that Islam is “the Devil’s religion, etc.” And I didn’t see any comments that suggested that anyone “got it.” And I scrolled through many comments. Some might have “got it.” Maybe the guy deletes all the negative comments?
While it is true that in order to become Muslim, you have to recite the Shahada, there is a kind of ceremony. For one thing you have to recite the Shahada in front of witnesses (I think it is four male witnesses) and there actually is an actual simple ritual associated with becoming Muslim.
The real Shahada is this (and it must be recited in Arabic and 3 times and with full conviction.)
lā ʾilāha ʾillā l-Lāh, Muḥammadun rasūlu l-Lāh. And of course, that means, “There is no God but God, and Muhammad is his messenger.”
April 14, 2013 @ 3:27 am
Steve, I think the guy in the video is real. But someone tool it and edited out what was in the original video and inserted the funny stuff. Muslim commenters either haven’t watched it or don’t understand satire. Probably the latter.
April 14, 2013 @ 4:15 am
If Muslims don’t understand satire, then they are dumber than anyone realizes. Generations of inbreeding combined with religious inculcation really have dulled their intellects.
Maybe we really don’t have anything to worry about. They are so stupid that they will self destruct on their own.
April 14, 2013 @ 3:05 am
I would claw my own neck arteries open with my fingernails before speaking the filth that is the shahadda…
April 14, 2013 @ 3:03 am
Yep. The morons run up to the disdainful, proud, inbred ‘born Mozzies’ and beg to be let into their dopey (congenital) group. Islam is lacking amy historic basis or any morality so it is not a religion, but the personality cult of a fabricated person like Robin Hood, Peter Pan or Superman. After two years, the morons discover how stupid and angry Islam is. They then quietly drop out of it. It’s dopey and unthoughtful to BECOME a Moz, but it’s even dopier to stay one. All of the mullahs know Islam is false after they study it for twenty to thirty years, but by that time it’s too late for them to change and they stay in it because they need a good job. The mullahs must feel secretly sad that they are tricking dopes into this evil Death Cult.
Mullahs prove my words by never writing into such forums as this to disprove my claims about their shameful hypocrisy. Long term Mozzies know Islam is a lot of bunkum created by the Abbasid Dynasty. Islam is hate speech.
April 14, 2013 @ 2:57 am
The God of Abraham and Isaac and Jacob wants worshippers who will give Him their hearts freely and willingly, not slaves going through a ritual. What kind of deity would want followers who have to be bribed, fooled or tortured into repeating magic words?
April 14, 2013 @ 5:02 am
the shahadda is nothing but a collection of empty, meaningless words. The whole reptition of them is so cultish, it’s funny!!
But, considering islam is so effing ridiculous, this is hardly surprising.
April 14, 2013 @ 5:07 am
‘There is no God but The God, and mohammed-the-Unclean was not a messenger of anything but greed, murder and vileness. May he be cursed to wander The 7 Hells with eternal thirst.’
I’ll be happy to repeat that in arabic, or Klingon, five or more times. 😀
That’s as close as I’ll ever get to the sham-hadda.
tessiewebbMy ‘real’ JIHAD
April 14, 2013 @ 6:07 am
Um, uh, Satan? Remember he wanted Jesus to say those magic words to get all he thinks he owns?
April 14, 2013 @ 12:42 pm
The theater massacre guy Holmes is now a muz…the crazy people are the muz. no intelligence or logic…damaged minds…Churchill and Margaret Thatcher knew the muz were a future problem….
April 14, 2013 @ 2:40 am
I could not watch the entire video, just looking at this human garbage makes me sick.
I can’t imagine anybody in their right mind wanting to be a part of this sick cult.
April 14, 2013 @ 2:55 am
Brenda, it’s a spoof.
April 14, 2013 @ 2:23 am
Mekka, makka, hi, mekka lecka heinie hole !
There! Now I am an asshole Muslim! LOL.
April 14, 2013 @ 1:56 am
Kind of funny, gross, and frightening all at once….
Islam is of the Devil
April 14, 2013 @ 1:42 am
Only an absolute MORON would ever consider becoming a Muz. Since they can check in but never check out (like a roach motel), they can look forward to an eternity spent burning in hell. Makes me smile just thinking about it.
April 14, 2013 @ 3:19 am
“Welcome to the Hotel Meccafornicate,
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)…
We are all just prisoners here, of our own device…
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! ”
Could those Israeli entertainers do a riff on this?
I see a lot of possibilities.
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