PRICELESS! In his best impersonation of Barack Obama, Mahmoud Abbas complains about not getting his “fair share” in the conflict with Israel

Palestinian Authority leader Mahmoud Abbas’ idea of “fair share” is a redistribution of successful rocket attacks, on par with Israel’s, because as he puts it, “It’s unequal that we launch a rocket and it goes nowhere.”

Also, he criticizes Israel for warning Palestinians to evacuate because an Israeli bomb is on the way and will arrive in a few minutes. You can’t make this stuff up, folks.