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By BareNakedIslam •
Laughing at Islam •
December 16, 2014 @ 8:35 pm
What he does not yet know. The 72 virgins are Christian and Jewish men. That wod suck. Better still maybe 72 pigs or dogs.
Lila Dhar (@lldhr)
December 12, 2014 @ 12:59 am
The physics is amiss in this figure. The cement block if its heavy, cant be tied with such a small rope/ string, certainly for a long time, as it would hurt the muscles.
December 12, 2014 @ 3:31 am
Hi. You’re correct, this pic is obviously doctored if a full weighted brick.
However there is a building block used in this region that could conceivably be tied as pictured. It is very lightweight. It looks just like the concrete blocks we use, which make the pic look funnier, than it would to another from the region.
Even if the pic is photoshopped its still just a play on the fact that mozlems do indeed strap ‘armour’ of all sorts to their holy crotch.
They would be more protected if they were smart enough to put down their guns.
FedUp Brit 77
December 11, 2014 @ 8:23 am
Maybe it’s a “Chastity Belt” that he’s been forced to wear by his ISIS commander for molesting too many sheep and goats and not beheading enough women and children?
December 11, 2014 @ 6:55 pm
How did this garbage get on my computer? Is there any way to block all those “join islam” ads down the side? They got to go!!!!!
December 10, 2014 @ 11:05 pm
Strange allah would create us just so we can be killed. They have no respect for the life god gave us. Why would he want us not to enjoy it? Be good everyone, you don’t want to end up in hell with all these dumb fucks.
December 10, 2014 @ 9:03 pm
December 10, 2014 @ 9:05 pm
OH DEAR what if there’s no sex in Heaven
May 16, 2016 @ 9:27 pm
There isn’t. It’s just that Muslims don’t know that………yet.
December 10, 2014 @ 8:59 pm
Oh fuck here come the Kurds! Everybody ruuuunnn!!! Hey wait up guys (what the fuck yesterday I was the fasted runner in our Hurd) guys I can’t kept up! ( bang bang) uhhhhhhhh!
Americans: Why the fuck does this dead Mussy have a block tied to his tiny dick?
December 10, 2014 @ 11:13 pm
Since drugs aren’t allowed in islam, he’s trying to circumvent getting “stoned”……
December 10, 2014 @ 4:33 pm
Haw haw haw! What a maroon! Seriously! How stupid is this guy? It just sums up that bunch of murderous raping ragheads… And how completely disconnected from reality they are! Crazy illiterate stupid scrounging ragheads… I must say tho points for originality.. Never have seen ANYTHING like that in theatre I was in…but then again those ragheads were too busy running from our steel and bombs now they just mozy along mass murdering and raping and pillaging at a comfortable speed against all those dangerous unarmed CHRISTIANS and shite muzzrats… No I don’t care that they kill each other… But helpless men women n kids.. Not her story all together!
December 10, 2014 @ 3:17 pm
An armor piercing round from a 50 cal will take care of that.
December 10, 2014 @ 1:41 pm
Cut them off and stuff in his beheaded mouth! This made my day too. I can’t stop laughing!
December 10, 2014 @ 1:04 pm
It makes me think that perhaps they are getting shot in the genitals on purpose.
Cleavis Nowell (@CleavisNowell)
December 10, 2014 @ 12:40 pm
No virgins it is 72 raisins in the original syphilis madness of their goat of nantes “mohammed”. The androgynous hermaphrodite ebolalims will not even get raisins !
Joginder Singh Foley (@JSinghF)
December 10, 2014 @ 12:26 pm
Clearly this guy never studied psychics or ballistics that concrete block will desintegrate like a fragmentation charge and thats before the bullet got there, for all the protection muhammad is gonna get from that concrete block he might as well hang a grenade there and put the pin, he is classic “Darwin Award” material
December 10, 2014 @ 3:18 pm
I hope you meant “physics”.
Joginder Singh Foley (@JSinghF)
December 10, 2014 @ 5:39 pm
Yeap ment Physics combination of headache and spellchecker giving wrong meaning
Lincoln Applegate Hahn
December 10, 2014 @ 11:26 am
I would categorize that as a “genital cuff” …. but, those are not normally self imposed ? Monedas 1929 Monedas 1929 Comedy Jihad What Is The Islamic Equivalent For Ruprecht World Tour
December 10, 2014 @ 9:58 am
To me that looks like “cement brick” which is used building walls.
With honeycomb structure for light weight and better handling.
They are laid side by side and on top of each other using mortar (and sometimes iron bars) to bind them together.
I might bet that an AK47 round will go through that like hot knife through butter.
December 10, 2014 @ 9:19 am
Who has ever said that these so called promised virgins.. are young and female?
Ha Ha Ha.. just proves to me they all share one brain cell !!
December 10, 2014 @ 6:49 am
Kevlar. Weighs a lot less.
December 10, 2014 @ 6:34 am
Do as the Serbs did during the Yugoslav civil war… cut their balls and bullocks off after you kill the filthy scum. Make it known on Youtube that’s the way you deal with them. They will shit themselves because, after all, they’re doing it all for the afterlife nookie…
December 10, 2014 @ 3:44 am
This almost infinite level of stupidity is simply the product of 1400 years of inbreeding , coupled with brainwashing from an early age, leading to the reasoning capacity of a one-year-old, i.e. none!!
This is an iconic picture that shows Islam in all its glory: There he stands, with an expression that shows that there is virtually nothing going on in that space behind his eyes, with an instrument of death in his hands, surrounded by the wreckage of what was probably a town before it was wrecked by him and other Muslims and the citizens murdered, with his ‘ fashion statement’ which shows that he’s actually interpreted his idiotic ideology in an even more idiotic way than one would think possible.
This would be a typical citizen of the new world order that the usual suspects such as Dougie Hooper, Anjem Choudary and traitor-in-chief O’Bummer etc etc are doing all they can to bring about.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
December 10, 2014 @ 3:20 pm
Best comment of the day!
December 10, 2014 @ 2:29 am
Would someone please convince him that swimming lessons are in order……
December 10, 2014 @ 2:22 am
This was genius BNI. Hahahahah. You made my da, AGAIN.
December 10, 2014 @ 1:39 am
No doubt a much smaller chunk of concrete would suffice.
December 10, 2014 @ 1:34 am
Is this for real?, I can’t believe it, someone is making a joke.
If it is true, well what fun could be made with that photo, but no comedian would have the courage to use it.
Tell me what use does sex have for a spiritual being? Plus I suspect there is no life after death FOR THE INDIVIDUAL.
These muslims are so dopey and from a tactical viewpoint how does carrying a lump of concrete help on the battlefield?
Mobility and speed are everything.
Yes it seems that they are inbreed.
Oh the poor Muslim women does not get 72 male virgins, no she only gets her husband according to their belief system, so she can watch him fornicating for eternity with OTHER women.
What a belief system.
December 10, 2014 @ 2:48 am
dl, either way, it’s funny.
December 10, 2014 @ 1:00 am
This is one for the books! It just goes to show you the level of intelligence of those of Religion of Peace! All you can call this parasite is a BLOCKHEAD!
December 10, 2014 @ 12:49 am
What he needs is his genitals slammed between 2 cement blocks!
Mind you that cement bock makes a great aiming point for a .50cal BMG!
December 10, 2014 @ 12:37 am
Dipshit.. A cotton wool ball would protect your little “thing”.
December 10, 2014 @ 12:02 am
How stupid, really. ?? No more fishing.! !!
December 9, 2014 @ 11:43 pm
A concussion blast will push that block into his jewels and out out through his ‘a–. You just can not fix stupid especially if you are also inbred.
December 9, 2014 @ 11:30 pm
BNI, I did not understand why they called it ‘jewels’. Do the muslim men have more than one? lol!
December 10, 2014 @ 2:33 am
Yes, but they are very small.
December 9, 2014 @ 11:17 pm
hahaha…. Just fell down my chair laughing. Crazy nuts, these people are! God sent them to earth without fitting brains or what??
December 9, 2014 @ 11:14 pm
You know – it occurs to me – all those Muslim men who blew themselves up in a car bomb or suicide vest – gee I hope they remembered to wear a cup so their balls won’t blow up otherwise they will miss out on the orgy in hell (oops I meant heaven).
December 9, 2014 @ 11:08 pm
Truly inferior. Hard to believe we import these clever monkeys.
December 9, 2014 @ 10:58 pm
Muslims can only be assured of heaven “if” they blow themselves up for their “moon-god, allah”. Which goes to show how powerless and tiny allah is. In Christianity, Christians are told they will have a new body, an eternal body … a perfect body. But then the Self-Existent One, the Living God, IS the real and true God.
December 9, 2014 @ 10:53 pm
I no graphics designer and I wouldn’t put it past them, but photoshop.
Just looks rediculous.
December 9, 2014 @ 11:00 pm
Shaking my own head, yea that’s bs tiny rope holding such a weight. Funny anyway.
December 9, 2014 @ 10:52 pm
Which cement block? The one on his shoulders?
December 10, 2014 @ 5:19 am
December 9, 2014 @ 10:42 pm
You’re kidding – right?! OMG I am going to have to make that pic into a meme!
Weve Jihad Enough
December 9, 2014 @ 10:41 pm
See I dont get this. They talk about their souls reaching jannah but cant separate spirit from flesh. Like when their prophet said every ORGAN of a fighter will be saved from hellfire… so when they blow themselves to pieces they shouldnt arrive in jannah in one piece (according to their logic). All I can say is its great to know Christ.
December 9, 2014 @ 9:55 pm
I saw this one awhile ago. Been wondering about the whole family jewels thing especially as the mozlems have actually run of w/ the family jewels, literally.
Had the Turks turn up in my dreaming, at the kitchen window, rabid & sporting knives & at the same time an Iranian looking kid was standing on my stairs before me w/ a large carving knife rabid & pressed behind his back.
This occurred whilst I could’ve defended myself. But our minds aren’t trained in their ‘hellbent’ narcissistic imaginations. I couldn’t understand the depth of evil, what it was is alien to our imaginations.
Until I came across BNI & Shoebat I couldn’t understand the years of ‘dreaming’ of these strange evil behaviours. I’d seen slaughter houses, all the mozlem areas teaming up. Couldn’t understand why I kept seeing Iranian, Pakistani, & Turks doing bloody evil acts.
A big fog used to come over me when ever I noticed Turk activity & I wouldn’t be able to say the word Turk.
In the movie ‘Witches of Eastwick’, an elderly lady that meets ‘Jack’ in her shop & she can’t think of his name.
That’s what happened whenever I tried to speak about the Turks. It’d be like I’d choke.
You may have saved my life BNI, Shoebat & Churchill. They were like rabid dogs presses to my window, Turks, father, son & a third(?), what got me was the Iranian kid, that manage to get in.
Science aside, that dreaming was a big bloody warning. I also have seen how deeply connected even these Turks are to terrorism. I think that they have chopped up Christian’s before & I would be next. If I made a legal move.
It’s really beyond anything our innocent little brains are accustomed to. We are way out of our depth, & in clear & present danger.
I’m getting there w/ fighting strength. I’ve suffered a tonne of illness & injury, I suspect from them having access to all my personal belongings. We shouldn’t have these people in contact w/ our citizens. I can’t prove it, but they can really hurt the unsuspecting innocent in ways our science hasn’t quantified as yet. (But we will).
W/out wishing to seem melodramatic, I have to take action for our country.
But I reckon there’s a really big chance I’ll get abducted & they’ll do the most unthinkable evil to me & I’ll never be found.
Except this post will.
This is ridiculous, how could this happen in Oz. from Indonesia maybe, but turkey?
December 10, 2014 @ 2:22 am
Be careful JAC, we need you with us to fight the good fight. Don’t take any unnecessary chances. Maybe you should get a guard dog.
December 10, 2014 @ 4:10 am
‘Where angels fear to tread’
December 10, 2014 @ 5:58 am
Thanks. I want to get a big dog. I have to transfer interstate which may leave me wide open.
Whenever I approach the matter legally, I have the feeling of death (which I’m well acquainted) run through me. I have to stop & start. It’s like pushing a car uphill (w/ the handbrake on) but I seem to be getting some ‘help’.
Still I won’t take stupid chances, I’ve had plenty of fore – warning.
I’m pretty grounded.
I’ll be dropping out for awhile, if I get it going legally. I expect they’ve hacked my acc.
They have a dodgy Electronics biz. I noticed they’ve got the paranoia of ‘there’s a new behind every rock’.
Of course they’re been up to so much nastiness, they’re expecting me to do something as evil as them.
People become ‘loose cannons’ esp mozlems. I have access to a giant Serb I know they’re frightened if. They don’t like the Serbs the ol Turks.
December 10, 2014 @ 1:04 pm
Good luck and be safe. Never lose sight of your “6”.
December 9, 2014 @ 9:52 pm
ha ! ha ! now I seen everything an I.Q of 64 1/2 can dream up ! any of his trainers ever give him a class on what happens when a high speed projectile encounters a cement block … poof an it’s gone all gone
Emma de la Cruz
December 9, 2014 @ 9:51 pm
I’ve decided that islam isn’t a religion nor is it an ideology. It’s a social disease. These men are sexually repressed, immature, never allowing themselves to grow into their manhood. Why else would they mutilate the genitalia of little girls and marry children? The only explanation I can find for their insane brutal acting out is that when normal sexual release is denied, it manifests itself in perversity. It’s not virgins that they’ll reap, but Furies! Poor thing. No one ever told him, “You don’t have to hold onto it, it won’t fall off! ” Bwaaahaahaahahaaaaa! Not only cowards on the battlefield, but cowards in the bedroom!!
December 9, 2014 @ 10:07 pm
Even if Mohammedans didn’t originate the misogynistic concept of “vaginal dentition,” they certainly do their best to keep it going.
December 9, 2014 @ 11:03 pm
if he had any sense he would tie the end of his tallywhacker to the block anchor his ass when the next F15 swoops down on him won’t help him but if he lives we will know the rest of them won’t be hard to run down monkey see monkey do
December 9, 2014 @ 11:12 pm
Great analysis. Thank you.
December 10, 2014 @ 7:56 am
I think you’ve got a point about some of these “men” being sexually repressed and immature. Also, I think some of them are just plain afraid of women so they join a group which tells them they’re superior to the opposite gender and introduces them to women who can’t tell them “no” – since women must obey men in islam as we know. (Not to mention the horrible practice of slavery.)
Then there must be the complete non-human savages who simply see islam as a great way to meet their mindless animal needs (the converts from prisons for instance), who get to kill and rape to their non-existent heart’s content. Or the morons who think they’re protesting Mom and Dad and society by murdering in the name of Allah – must be some of those. Or some who just get off on power over others (especially women): because they themselves are so weak, timid and powerless in their own pathetic lives, becoming a stinky, dirty jihadi fools them into thinking they’re not useless losers after all. Other reasons too, no doubt.
But that’s males – my question has always been: What the *heck* is attracting girls and women to this sick religion/ideology/social disease or whatever it is?
December 10, 2014 @ 12:54 pm
A lot of the women converts are attracted by the outward conservatism of islam and fall for that “mohammad gave women rights first” crap.
December 10, 2014 @ 1:31 pm
And most of them are either fat and/or unattractive.
December 10, 2014 @ 1:48 pm
Sociopaths come in both genders and so does “blood-lust”. “Equipment” doesn’t preclude evil.
December 10, 2014 @ 3:28 pm
Think about it. What do Muslims males act like? Yes, angry little toddlers who desire and loathe mommy at once. Even though they have a beard and a big body, they’re about two years old emotionally. That’s what we’re dealing with. Toddlers with bombs and AK47’s. Freud would have a field day.
December 10, 2014 @ 6:40 pm
Freud would have ripped his own hair out…….probably hanged himself, unable to make sense out of the psychopathies that plague so many, all because of one cult.
December 9, 2014 @ 9:45 pm
Protect the boner, but if that thing slips, your toes are toast.
When brains were handed out, Muslims made sure that they were last in line.
What a frapping religion.
Weve Jihad Enough
December 9, 2014 @ 10:43 pm
They skipped the brain queue to get to the front of the welfare line early
December 9, 2014 @ 10:45 pm
For what it’s worth, and “take this with a grain of salt”,
I’m not trying to be crude here, but if that goof ever let that thing slip, with the sexual frustration wound up in a puke like that, if his aroused “wazoo” hooked it on the way down, it would probably spring back like a rocket and hit him square in the chops! LOL
Also, what does glorious islam have to say about masturbation for their jihadis?
What do these idiots do if there are no slave girls around to “fix them up”?
Where would the go if they needed “work up a batch by hand?”
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Dear….forgive me… 🙂
I AM an IDIOT!
December 10, 2014 @ 2:34 am
Too funny, amboy~!!!
December 10, 2014 @ 6:34 am
Amboy, that’s why Allah gave them donkeys!
December 9, 2014 @ 9:39 pm
Do you think they really believe that tripe? 72 virgins. Not only that, but that they’re going to heaven? Surely, they must be brighter than that. If they really are that stupid, they must be able to be easily defeated. In fact, we should, then, be able to twist their religion around, so that they only kill themselves. For example, the Quran says that they are guaranteed a place in heaven if they are martyred. Therefore, they should line up to be killed by infidels, if they really want to be guaranteed a place in heaven. Oh, and with 72 virgins. We are best able to help them; we’re only interested in helping them receive that glorious reward…
December 10, 2014 @ 12:51 am
Yes. They are THAT stupid!
Sorry. I had to say that! 🙂
December 9, 2014 @ 9:32 pm
“Hello, allah. Good to see you. Where’s my 72 virgins~!~!”
Talk about having your priorities skewed~!~!
December 10, 2014 @ 2:40 am
I think they’ve all suffered from some sort of oxygen deficiency during their birth.
With the women’s “what-not” being stitched up, to mirror a man’s ass, I’d lay money they were stuck in the birth canal for much longer than normal. Hence, the brain damage they’ve all suffered from since the time of scroat-hamad…
December 10, 2014 @ 6:37 am
Good point, I always just assumed it was hundreds of years of inbreeding, but you may be right re the FGM thing…..!!
December 10, 2014 @ 1:42 pm
It’s the only other reason I could come up with aside from the inbreeding. Both must be assumed as contributing factors.
I knowit’s not the water ’cause I’m not nuts (although my dog has complained about me on a few occasions)…lol
December 9, 2014 @ 9:28 pm
It won’t matter – the virgins are dogs 🙂
December 9, 2014 @ 9:42 pm
Maybe they’re 72 male virgins and he’s the lucky recipient?
December 9, 2014 @ 10:01 pm
Not sure it makes a difference, especially if the males are prepubescent.
December 9, 2014 @ 10:50 pm
No, no he will be the virgin….1 of 72
December 9, 2014 @ 9:28 pm
Lol. I saw this picture in another blog a while back. It’s also not uncommon for them to wrap their “jewels” in foil.
For a place that’s nonphysical, it’s beyond me why they protect the physical. But that’s islamic logic for you.
December 9, 2014 @ 10:46 pm
I’m gonna give that foil thing a try…!
I am LAUGHING my ASS off here!!
And I’m sober…LOL
December 9, 2014 @ 11:26 pm
Nikki, you mean the silver foil? lol!! The infidel world must devise something like a glove compartment with a lock to put in their precious ‘jewel’ (lollololol). These brainless idiots would definitely want to use them. And just imagine if the key to it gets lost!! lol!! This is beyond stupid.
December 10, 2014 @ 12:56 am
Islam teaches a physical world. They think this world is theirs only. Kind of like the old west. This world ain’t big enough for the two of us.
December 9, 2014 @ 9:23 pm
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