By BareNakedIslam •
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April 27, 2015 @ 4:22 pm
This has inspired a new word:
totoiletarianism n. – a belief in establishing totalitarian authority through control of individual defication and urination practices and procedures.
April 28, 2015 @ 1:52 pm
You make an excellent point! Brilliant!
California, as you know, is looking for ways to determine how long people take showers to control water; more likely to control the individual.
I suppose it could be observed that “totoiletarianism” is leading the way not far behind (pun intended). After all is said and done, Muslim savages and liberals go together like peas and carrots.
April 27, 2015 @ 11:56 am
I have 1 question, why is turkey allowed to build anything on American soil? Let alone a mosktrocity training center!
allah the kaffur :-)
April 27, 2015 @ 10:03 am
“medical doctor the insane kamel” AKA MOHA….
It was narrated from ‘Ali that :
The Prophet said concerning the urine of a nursing infant:
“Water should be sprinkled over the urine of a boy, and the urine of a girl should be washed.”Abul-Hasan bin Salamah said: “Ahmad bin Musa bin Ma’qil narrated to us that Abul-Yaman Al-Misri said: ‘I asked Shafi’i about the Hadith of the Prophet, “Water should be sprinkled over the urine of a baby boy, and the urine of a baby girl should be washed,” when the two types of water (urine) are the same. He said, “This is because the urine of the boy is of water and clay, but the urine of the girl is of flesh and blood.” Then he said to me: “Did you understand?”
I said: “No.” He said: “When Allah the Most High created Adam, He created Eve (Hawwa’) from his short rib, so the boy’s urine is from water and clay, and the girl’s urine is from flesh and blood.”
Then he said to me: “Did you understand?” I said: “Yes.” He said: “May Allah cause you benefit from this.”
English reference : Vol. 1, Book 1, Hadith 525
Arabic reference : Book 1, Hadith 567
April 27, 2015 @ 6:58 am
WILD BILL IS NO PISS POOR ANTI-JIHADIST,
that’s for sure. But it occurred to me while watching the video that if Islam requires that men while peeing should be seated like women then could it be a sign that Allah, the Moon God of Mecca, might be a female deity like the Roman Diana, Greek Artemis and other luna deities of antiquity? As Islam permits TAQIYYA (lying and deception) could it be that Allah is deceiving his/her votaries and is a female deity disguised as a male god? Perhaps the pathological masculinity of Moslem men, and male domination of Moslem society and women, have something to do with Allah hiding her gender.
April 27, 2015 @ 5:32 am
Any man that would live his whole life hoping for 72 virgins when he dies is a moron
any woman who takes these men abuse is also morons……As for me and my house we will serve the Lord Jesus Christ.
May 5, 2015 @ 6:02 am
April 27, 2015 @ 4:43 am
I look forward to the day when God destroying all muslims everywhere.
April 27, 2015 @ 2:22 am
Wild Bill nails it again. Wild Bill for President!!!!!
April 27, 2015 @ 1:40 am
I love Wild Bill. God Bless You!
April 26, 2015 @ 11:54 pm
Thanks Wild Bill and Bonni my warped brain has gone into overdrive .Will now not waste good Bacon at the local terror training establishment aka mosque will instead use toilet rolls to offend and same money lots cheaper than Bacon.Last year went to Thailand with my family via Kuala Lumpar forward and return airport toilets were certainly well named stuff everywhere but the bowl .
April 26, 2015 @ 10:26 pm
Made In The USA:
Obama Toilet Paper:
Lincoln Applegate Hahn
April 26, 2015 @ 10:04 pm
I’m gonna take a compass with me …. when I go out …. until they have Mecca locator apps …. on the smart phones !
April 27, 2015 @ 12:27 am
There are an insane number of Mecca locator (qibla) apps for smartphones. Everyone named Mohammed who can figure out how to click a build button seems to be making one.
Hopefully they will be used to ensure that all toilets are built facing Mecca.
April 26, 2015 @ 9:22 pm
What everyone needs to realize…The power brokers of muslim world…imams and the rich…they do not believe a single word in a koran…they use all this crap to keep their “soldiers” in line……
May 6, 2015 @ 2:01 pm
I kinda wonder about that sometimes, Piv. How can any educated reasonable person actually believe in the Manual for How to Be a Violent Retard aka, the Koran? There must be more to the educated elite who still promote islam. It is highly suspicious.
May 6, 2015 @ 2:15 pm
Also, as a coincidence, both of our toilets do face east and I take great joy in that. Aaahh, sometimes, its the little things in life that we can find great joy.
Guess where mudslimes pray towards when they are actually in Mecca? They pray towards the black stone in the Kaaba. Yep. Mudslimes preach against paganism, but all their prayers go towards a black rock. They take pilgrimages to walk in circles around it and if especially lucky enough to get close to it, to kiss it. OOOhhhhh how pious they are!
In pre-Islamic times, it was a big deal for each town to have a kaaba built to house at least one, sometimes more, really “special” rock that someone found and decided it was divine that they would dance, sing, celebrate and pray around and towards.
April 26, 2015 @ 7:21 pm
So, what gets amputated for taking a slash towards Mecca? What a silly death cult.
April 26, 2015 @ 7:16 pm
Obama can now use toilet paper.
April 26, 2015 @ 5:59 pm
Is he married 😀
April 26, 2015 @ 8:35 pm
I think so.
April 26, 2015 @ 5:58 pm
I worked in a few muslim countries in the past, never had any problems, but what I did notice was the following : whenever someone relieved himself or felt any sort of satisfaction, he would always say Allah, that sounded more like Allllaaaaaaaah, like when we say Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh. They said this all the time, after eating, sitting down when tired, going to the toilet for N° 1 or 2, etc……
Well this habit grew on me to the point that I take great pleasure in saying Allah when I go to toilet to have a pee or a poop and especially when I pass wind. Amazing how such a little word can give you so much satisfaction when you’re faced with basic down to earth human needs. Next time you fart, try saying Allah as you relieve yourself, you’ll be surprised how good it feels!
April 26, 2015 @ 9:05 pm
I subconsciously use the word ‘allah’ numerous times daily ever since I started talking as I live in a muslim majority country. I agree, It IS a surprisingly satisfying word. BTW, the word allah is not exclusively used in Islam. It is, unfortunately, the Arabic translation for ‘god’ in the Arabic bible.
April 26, 2015 @ 4:35 pm
trust ol Wild Bill to give you news from both ends he’s our keeper of truth
April 26, 2015 @ 4:30 pm
Islam is great war plan by saudis to destroy nation within without sending arms and arab soldiers. They convert our fools , uneducated and criminals to Islam with a promise of great sex after death. Our local converts kill and destroy own nation . they get $1 book in return and local mullahs to enforce the following of islam .
April 26, 2015 @ 3:19 pm
with all of the dumb rules no wonder thy don’t know which end is up
April 26, 2015 @ 3:13 pm
well……. next time let me reorientiate myself and pee facing kaaba, poo with back to it.
Heck, i know all toilets in middle east muslim countries are specifically aligned away from mecca. It doesnt matter the earth is round not flat, dumb muhamad and his allah
May 6, 2015 @ 2:29 pm
Good point, Croc. of course, if we are anywhere on an ovoid or round planet, then there is no “away from it”. Opposite direction really is just an illusion. That’s why what goes around comes around. And, If we are on opposite side of the world and defecate downwards, then we are doing it towards Mecca as well. The stupid mudslime superstitions and rules have always been uber-retarded and so laughable. they are a never ending fodder for jokes about islam and their “perfect man” to emulate. 1.7 billion fools.
April 26, 2015 @ 3:07 pm
Well, Wild Bill has outdone himself with this one!
Muslim rules on bathroom habits alone should tell you why Islam has never advanced any culture, and never will.
April 26, 2015 @ 2:55 pm
All the easier to make them be hated everywhere in the Western world, and that suits me perfectly well!
April 26, 2015 @ 2:17 pm
Wild Bill outdid himself on this one-hilarious. As it happens, my brother has experienced Muslim toilet jihad in a very personal and profound way. He owns a janitorial company that has contracted with a large office building in Los Angeles. The building houses a Muslim business that is separate from the main building but shares a janitorial staff. Recently the staff responsible for cleaning the restrooms advised my brother that he can fire them if he wants, but they aren’t stepping foot inside those restrooms again. In his words (he decided to take a look for himself) feces and urine were all over the walls, the floor, everywhere but the toilets. Used sanitary napkins weren’t placed in the containers in every stall, they were stuck to the walls. He thought his employees were exaggerating. They weren’t. I’m sure this goes on everywhere you find these pigs and I’m sure they do it to humiliate the non-Muslims who have to clean up after them. I’m glad my infidel bro stood up for his employees.
April 26, 2015 @ 2:34 pm
Disgusting. Even animals cover their shit with dirt.
April 26, 2015 @ 2:57 pm
Actually Bonni, I toned it down for BNI. The description was much worse and more graphic than that. (I own dogs and you’re right-they are much more civilized, not to mention better looking).
April 26, 2015 @ 8:17 pm
Jade, I cannot even imagine. Feel sorry for those employees.
April 26, 2015 @ 1:58 pm
I just cannot think of a sillier religion!!!! It has theological rules for peeing and pooing. Ha, ha ,haaaaaaa 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
April 26, 2015 @ 3:27 pm
It *is* ridiculous and absurd but there’s a sinister side to it as well. Islam is about control and its hyper-regulation serves a purpose. “Allah” decides when they pray, how they pray (ritualistically), when they pray, what they eat, how they enter the bathroom (and the bath), how they use the toilet, etc.
The idea (I think) is to stop people from thinking for themselves and turn them into good little zombie followers, incapable of independent thought or introspection. Great for making cannon fodder (jihadis and suicide bombers) not so good for making innovative, thinking and creative people such as scientists and artists.
April 27, 2015 @ 4:34 pm
Someone please add this to urbandictionary. (Something is up with my browser, probably security settings, and I can’t login right now.)
April 26, 2015 @ 7:40 pm
Silly, yes, but more importantly, Islam fits the definition of T O T A L I T A R I A N.
April 27, 2015 @ 12:31 am
In this case, it’s toiletarian.
April 27, 2015 @ 9:54 am
Bwahahaha! That’s excellent and I’m stealing it! Thanks!
April 27, 2015 @ 4:03 pm
Or maybe it should be totoilettarian.
April 27, 2015 @ 2:41 am
If we read the koran more closely then probably there would be rules for farting too…lol!! Are the muslim owned animals too not allowed to poo and pee facing the ka’aba?
April 26, 2015 @ 1:50 pm
Wild Bill for America is a PATRIOT!!
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