Talk about a “sticky” situation

stop-hand-pregnancy_fb_1169058MUSLIM Televangelist, Mücahid Cihad Han, warns viewers: “Masturbating men will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife.” So does that mean the hand actually gives birth in the afterlife or does it stay perpetually knocked up into eternity?

Apparently, many of Han’s 12,000 Twitter followers responded by mocking him. “Are there any hand-gynecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?” one person asked.  “You’ve gotta be kidding me!” another Twitter user wrote. “The only men not having pregnant hands would be the ones without hands.”

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