By BareNakedIslam •
Say WHAT? •
June 20, 2015 @ 4:06 pm
Show me the lab report. Even cooked, its DNA will settle once and for all if it’s rat or chicken. Of course, we ARE talking about the peoples demonKratiK reupbliK of KaliforniKa and rumor is the first words their kids learn are “I’ll sue you!”
Yummy Delicious Finger Lickin Tasty Bacon Head!!
June 20, 2015 @ 2:44 pm
Another reason not to eat that nasty horrible shit called KFC. That shit will block your arteries for sure. Be it rat or chicken. That rat is one of the curnels secret herbs and spices!!! Shhhhhhh. Top Secret!! Don’t tell anyone!!
June 20, 2015 @ 9:06 am
I like the rag doll cat comment too. Shia imams will declare any meat fatwa accepted or halal. Rat meat is perfect for the welfare class commonly recruited by IS/Isil. An American POW in a classic WWll film sold rat meat to British POWs.
June 20, 2015 @ 8:24 am
Gotta love Grumpy Cat’s take on this. Thanks for the chuckle, Bonni!
Lincoln Applegate Hahn
June 20, 2015 @ 7:54 am
Even KFC is under attack …. from the wonderfully multi-cultural CNN ?
Lincoln Applegate Hahn
June 20, 2015 @ 8:14 am
CNN should be sued …. for malicious rumor mongering …. enough with these made up for television scam stories …. KFC deserves the same fairness in reporting …. that CNN gives to Muslim terror suspects …. that Jeanne Moos is despicable …. attack journalism presented as humor …. and she’s not even fun …. nor attractive …. the way she grinds out her report …. a real word whore !
June 20, 2015 @ 7:05 am
Don’t be so upset. The hot grease burned off most of the hair. And the rat was killed in a most halal manner, having its little throat slit while hanging by its tail.
We have been assured that the proper words were yodeled to Alley while the little beast was leaving this world.
We will be offering this entree only in sharia compliant countries, to coincide with the feasting normally accompanying the end of Ramalamadingdong. The introduction of the item will be accompanied by a promotion featuring the popular game of heads or tails.
June 20, 2015 @ 12:36 pm
I wonder if they’re going to introduce goats or sheep into their kid’s playgrounds. You know, just for ramalamdingdong adherents…
June 20, 2015 @ 5:32 am
Its OK, calm down everybody ! Mussers can eat RAT ! Ha ha ha ha
June 20, 2015 @ 4:45 am
I love the Grumpy Cat’s comment! The fried rat was probably a deliberate sabotage act.
June 20, 2015 @ 3:55 am
I think it’s a scam. Or a very lazy employee. Remember the Wendy’s finger chili?
June 20, 2015 @ 3:47 am
Boycott KFC NOW!!
June 20, 2015 @ 4:10 pm
“Boycott KFC NOW!”, why? Do YOU know for a FACT that is a rat or some otherrodent and not the way a piece of chicken came out of their processing facility? Without seeing the EVIDENCE, physical evidence, not anecdotal, there is no way of knowing if that is a rodent or fowl.
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