By BareNakedIslam •
Laughing at Islam •
August 6, 2015 @ 5:42 am
Akhmed The Dead Terrorist Cracks me up everytime!
Silence!! I Kill You!!
The sad thing is muslimes cant laugh at themselves!
There sick ideology only knows evil!
There is zero humour in islam!
August 5, 2015 @ 2:47 pm
Not funny? Muslims? Nonsense! Achmed the Dead Terrorist is hilarious:
So is Robin Williams :
August 5, 2015 @ 12:02 pm
I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today.
When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.
A Muslim schoolgirl is complaining that she has been excluded from her Camden school for wearing a veil.
Ironically, if she lived in a Muslim country she could wear a veil to her heart’s content, she just wouldn’t be allowed to go to school.
An Islamic cleric told a Luton radio station that in an ideal world he’d like to see homosexuals get executed.
I was shocked- what would a Muslim be doing in an ideal world?
I was arguing with someone about Islam and Halal food and they said, “Throwing bacon at a Muslim is as offensive as throwing dog shit at them.”
Anyway, long story short, I’m now saving a fortune on bacon.
If you look at how many mosques there are in London, you can only come to one conclusion.
Jesus must be shit at monopoly.
What’s the difference between ET and Muslims?
ET got the point and went home.
That’s all folks. I’m here all week.
August 5, 2015 @ 1:56 am
I bet they wouldnt be making these jokes, or infact be a comedian if there was an islamic caliphate in america…
Fricken jerk offs
August 4, 2015 @ 6:29 pm
The most humourless gang on the face of the planet. In fact, that’s one of their major problems – they have no sense of humour, fun, playfulness, innocence, joie de vivre, etc., whatsoever! The only thing that really makes them laugh is – as we’ve seen – horrific human suffering.
August 4, 2015 @ 6:16 pm
muslims are as funny as cancer flavoured aids
August 4, 2015 @ 5:09 pm
I got a joke for them. Islam is about getting a head in life. Hahaha
The only funny comedian on the subject of Islam is going to be an ex-Muslim making fun of Islam and especially the fraudulent Mohammad.
August 4, 2015 @ 4:04 pm
So a gay, a Jew, a western infidel and an adulterous woman who claims she was gang raped by three of her own cousins just got done digging their own graves by hand, then the executioner says…
Emma de la Cruz
August 4, 2015 @ 12:13 pm
Typical. Compare beheading to white collar crime, then implicate that it’s only whites who commit fraud while you attempt to perpetuate the mother of all frauds.
For comedy to be relevant it must be a door to introspection. It makes us laugh at ourselves. All that I see here is more whining and fingerpointing at the “others “. Failure to launch. I suppose if their target audience is strictly moslem and if their goal is to reinforce stereotypes prevalent within the moslem community that they’ll have a following there, but never garner universal appeal.
To say that someone they meet automatically assumes that they are moslem in the first place is assanine! Put your friggin martyr flag down and stop shoving it in everyone ‘s face and they won’t know. I transverse a multicultural world daily. I don’t assume someone from the ME is moslem nor do I assume every Asian is Buddhist. I don’t usually have occasion to ask and here’s a big shocker ..I don’t care! I don’t walk up to people and say, “Hello my name is Emma and I’m Roman Catholic. ” It’s not a 12 step program. Only moslems do that. They do that because either they want to be SURE that you know so that either they can play the victim card (like they’re doing in these skits) or they want special treatment and expect to be treated as if they’re special.
Shows how low you are when you can so cavalierly joke about someone losing their life in such a horrifying way. Not funny. So he gets death threats all the time. Neglects to say how many are from members of his OWN community, implication being, “It’s those white people.” Nothing funny about promoting racism even if you’re a minority. Less anyone think I ‘m not equally critical, material is pretty much what I’d expect from George Lopez and he’s not funny either. As racist as they come. Major fail on so many levels. Want people to listen, stop with the bashing, instigating racist rants disguised as comedy!
August 4, 2015 @ 11:21 am
they turned the comments off for this video on youtube. Yet another example of left wing ‘free speech’.
Cleavis Nowell (@CleavisNowell)
August 4, 2015 @ 11:04 am
Muslims are as “funny” as antimatter monsters from “The Twilight Zone” !
August 4, 2015 @ 10:51 am
And these are “comedians”??
August 4, 2015 @ 11:38 am
So they say.
August 4, 2015 @ 9:49 am
“A protestant, a catholic, a hindu, an atheist, and a muslim walk into a bar.”
“Only the muslim walked out.”
“The others came out feet first.”
Lincoln Applegate Hahn
August 4, 2015 @ 9:44 am
They’ve got their work …. cut out for them …. unfortuneately, the science of lying …. has gotten a lot better…. and unfortuneately, the art of lying has not changed …. all I can say is …. stop it !
August 4, 2015 @ 9:38 am
There is a reason why they’re not funny–it’s because there is no relateable truth behind any of it. Its all borne of political bullshit.
August 4, 2015 @ 1:10 pm
I checked out their FB page. It’s all political bullsh!t
August 4, 2015 @ 9:31 am
She says “the hate comes from not knowing”. Which is just more taqiyya. In the hateful books- koran and haddith, they are commanded to deceive non-muslims by appearing f riendly until they can take advantage of non-muslims. Our resistence of muslims in our culture comes from first allowing some of them in and now we are finding out what their real agenda is about. Our resistence to them is that now WE DO KNOW, by their actions and by what their books and imams say. If these people want to be accepted into modern society, they need to renounce the barbaric idealogy of islam and adopt modern cultural standards and laws.
And . . . NO, none of the jokes were remotely funny. The women on stage will be stoned to death for wearing what they were wearing by most muslims.
August 4, 2015 @ 7:52 am
Hey …. I’m a funny muslim …..haha ….no, no really, trust me, It’s all funny …ok hahahahaha …..but, let me tell you about ‘taqiyya’…..it’s where WE can kinda tell lies but really so as to fuck you up the arse… but hey you’ll still think it’s funny …. well maybe …until our Imam at the local intelligence HQ ( ….uh oh I meant mosque ) tells us we gotta murder you because you are Christians. Maybe not so funny then.
August 4, 2015 @ 7:17 am
Not at all funny. Just sad. These people are deluded.
August 4, 2015 @ 5:46 am
islam particularly the exploits of the pervert prophet mohammed (may poo be upon him). A constant source of dark humor.
My Top 5
Molesting and raping a 6 year old child after claiming that “god” told him to do it in a dream he was 51.
Raping a woman after his thugs had killed her entire tribe and family after his thugs had already decided which one of them should rape her, but gave the pleasure to the prophet.
Having a woman pulled apart by beasts and then giving her daughter to one of his buddies “to amuse him”
Leaving his child bride in their marital bed and flying on a human faced donkey to see allah, Moses, Jesus and Elvis, othewise muzzshats might be kissing dirt 50 times a day instead of 5
Being caught by his fat wife pounding her maid and then allah saying it was ok mo could knob who he likes – this gem made it to the quranus.
August 4, 2015 @ 4:56 am
I find plenty to laugh at; Two examples
In the UK 70% of Muslim women and 45% of Muslim men won’t work. They threaten us with death, some want to kill the Queen, others want to circumcise all British women. They call us sluts and punish us for not wearing burkas.
Then they carry banners ordering us to ‘Learn Some Manners’!!
Muslim males jump around screaming outside our Parliament in protest at foreign anti-Islam politicians visiting. They promise to behead the guest and stick his head on a post.
They then surface at another spot while carrying banners stating ‘Behead Those Who Say That Islam is Violent’. And to think the guests only want a chat and a cup of tea!
Some Brits collect stamps, coins, books, CDs. Muslims collect severed heads and want us to believe that this is a non-violent, very polite hobby.
August 4, 2015 @ 3:59 am
You’re right… nothing here was funny… at all. And those women would be beaten for what they were wearing. They do not speak for all Muslims – especially the fundamentalists.
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