Ever wonder why Muslim women wearing head-to-toe abayas (schmattas) seem to waddle when they walk, especially in stores?

That’s because they are probably carrying items they have just shoplifted. Muslim women are known to  have special slings wrapped around their waists attached to a large cloth between their legs where they can store their stash.  Great for stealing all kinds of small electronics goods, jewelry, and groceries.

 Check it out:

(h/t Susan K)

You’d be surprised how much stuff Muslim women can stuff in their headbags:

Fancy footwork: