ALLAH’S REVENGE: “Gee, was it something she said?”

MALAYSIA: Muslim woman suddenly drops dead while performing at a ‘quran-reading’ competition. Guess even Allah couldn’t stand having to listen to a bunch of loud, squealing women in black Heftie bags.

Just like that, the woman fell over and died right there on the spot. As can be heard in the video that captured the event, it almost seems as though spectators thought it was just part of the act. As she fell, spectating Muslims could even be heard laughing in the background.

h/t Rob E