MADONNA LIED…leaving millions of Hillary Clinton voters unsatisfied

i-dont-care-who-you-have-to-kill-memeusinfidelus-getmemadonnatsnumber-5673768The Material Girl took the stage as the opening standup act for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden and made a proposition of oral sex to anyone who cast their ballot for Hillary Clinton.

NY Daily News (h/t Rob E) “If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob — and I am good,” she said to the crowd. The 58-year-old has-been singer went on to detail her qualifications for the position. “I take my time, I have… eye contact and I do swallow,” she added, giving a thumbs up.

But when a Hillary voter showed up at Madonna’s home, armed with a selfie of his ballot as proof he voted for Hillary…this is what happened: