By BareNakedIslam •
November 19, 2016 @ 11:54 pm
That voluminous liberal ditch pig needn’t worry about birth control. YIKES!!!!
November 18, 2016 @ 8:19 pm
Dream on. No man will pay for your birth control.
November 19, 2016 @ 11:17 am
In my day, I’ve been known to “only be choosy when I had a choice”…but even in my worst drunken randy stupor…this babe would be safe from my ribald advances…
No birth control needed…
November 18, 2016 @ 5:46 pm
Ugh, I have no other words.
Milk Farm Recruiting LLC
November 18, 2016 @ 10:14 pm
Oh yeah there are:
“Holy @#$%^ Hindenburger Deluxe!
It’s a cow standing on it’s hind legs – with all 8 stomachs clearly visible. How nauseatingly beautiful!”
November 19, 2016 @ 11:19 am
Hindenburger deluxe…I WANT ONE, LOADED…!!
Maybe even 2 !!
November 18, 2016 @ 4:28 pm
Eeee gads! BNI, did you really have to post that “I’m a fuckin feminist” blobotimus? That is offensive. Birth control? Hahahahahaha, that’s friggin hilarious. No worries, blimpo, you don’t need it because who, or what, could possibly be interested in doing “that” with you? That would be just about as DIS-GUS-TING as attraction to coprophagy! And if someone or something desperate enough did come along, it would be virtually impossible to excavate all that messy mass. Not to mention that any attempt at it would most certainly result in serious bodily injury. Or, asphyxia.
A bit over the top, this?
November 18, 2016 @ 5:09 pm
SL, some well-deserved comic relief.
Milk Farm Recruiting LLC
November 18, 2016 @ 10:19 pm
And anyone with a constitution strong enough to do so should immediately be charged, tried & convicted of the crime of bestiality &/or zoophilia. It’d be the moogasm heard ’round the world!
November 18, 2016 @ 2:22 pm
Puzzling why all the nations of North Africa including those on the extreme West of Africa are labeled “Middle East” on the above map. “Middle East” is just a British colonial term to describe the colonial area of West Asia. There was also “Near East” and “Far East” in conjunction with “Middle East”. “Near East” referred to North East Africa.
Quite obviously Mauritania is in West Africa and Morocco is in North West Africa–hardly the “Middle East”.
November 18, 2016 @ 2:10 pm
Clearly, the implicit idea here is that countries conquered and colonized by Islam and the Arabic language are all seen by the West as “Middle East”.
November 18, 2016 @ 1:43 pm
Aw is Bubbles all upset that nobody will buy her birth control ? Daddy must be so proud his daughter is now a laughing stock for millions to see online. She is the love child of Veruca Salt and Augustus Gloop. She needs to grow up and take a good look at herself before judging others. Stupid Elephant arse.
Also she perhaps needs to buy a speak & Spell as she can’t spell a simple word
November 18, 2016 @ 2:08 pm
Buffalo Bill isn’t too picky. Maybe Hillary will arrange a glory hole session for them all. In Billy’s mind a hole is a hole. Anything with a pulse is fair game whatever the species may be
November 19, 2016 @ 11:24 am
That would be cheating…! NO GLORY HOLES ALLOWED!
He can close his EYES!
Believe me…it WORKS!!
November 19, 2016 @ 1:45 pm
Closing your eyes is one thing; how about the nose? The stench factor emitting from the grueling heat and pressure, that should be enough to produce diamonds, must be horrendous. Not to mention the “cheese” growing like chia seeds on a wet sponge…Eewww! I just made myself sick…
A Harris USA
November 18, 2016 @ 3:39 pm
Pay for her birth control, for this babe??? LMAO!!! As a female of mature years I can say this person has no worries!!! Her personal appearance takes care of that. LOL!! Any one that would spend one second worrying about her birth control is either blind or stupid!! The species would be extinct if all the girls looks like her.. No problem sweetie, most men worth reproducing would never………………..
November 18, 2016 @ 1:15 pm
OMG. I wonder what she would look like if she did become pregnant. Would she even know it? A guy has a lot to work through just to find the right spot for insertion.
November 19, 2016 @ 11:26 am
The old joke applies here…
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!
November 20, 2016 @ 4:00 pm
Funny. First time I hear this.
November 20, 2016 @ 6:28 pm
She’s got more rolls than Wonder Bread at Thanksgiving…
November 18, 2016 @ 1:05 pm
You’re not going to need any birth control, sweetie……………… just looking at you would cure men of any desire……………
November 18, 2016 @ 12:53 pm
She’d never need birth control. No decent self respecting male would go any where near that thing. She’s got as much chance of getting pregnant as I have of winning Lotto.
November 18, 2016 @ 12:47 pm
i call her fat sassy ass heat for the winter and shade in the summer for a desert muslim … her destiny waits only for some skinny sand sheik to figure out how to move her over there
November 18, 2016 @ 12:36 pm
A. Gag reflex.
B. You are, you fat cow. As to the thought of you ever needing birth control, see answer A.
November 18, 2016 @ 12:23 pm
Small comment from two American writers :
“For barbarism is always around civilization, amid it and beneath it, ready to engulf it by arms, or mass migration, or unchecked fertility. Barbarism is like the jungle; it never admits its defeat; it waits patiently for centuries to recover the territory it has lost.”
The Story of Civilization. (W. and A. Durant).
November 18, 2016 @ 12:13 pm
You heard of a were wolf how bout a were pig? Her tshirt should say “need to get laid on the worst way”, she so fat got a bumper sticker that says honk if you got groceries
November 18, 2016 @ 3:01 pm
November 18, 2016 @ 11:32 am
That’s Nature’s way of saying, “KEEP AWAY!”
November 18, 2016 @ 11:03 am
Just realized I am banned. Thanks for covering what MSM wouldn’t. Later.
November 18, 2016 @ 1:40 pm
jack, if you were banned, you wouldn’t be able to post here. I do delete a lot of your threats however.
November 18, 2016 @ 5:11 pm
Sorry, I get carried away sometimes with my disgust of leftist politicians and the vermin they protect.
November 18, 2016 @ 5:15 pm
That’s OK, I delete any comments that are not suitable.
November 18, 2016 @ 10:41 am
Oh – who knows just What this creature feature truly is. Personally – what need for birth control?
But – duct tape is a good start followed by a long visit to a fat farm, and finished with a real education.
November 18, 2016 @ 9:22 am
Birth control is the last thing this feminist needs. How about a diet, and get your fat arse into work. And yes she is fat too much fast food and not enough healthy, probably lazy to boot.
November 18, 2016 @ 9:04 am
What I want to know is: who’s gonna pay for his viagra?
November 19, 2016 @ 12:57 pm
Not JUST the Viagra but the cave-diving equipment and safety crew as well.
November 18, 2016 @ 9:00 am
she looks like 2 camels.
November 18, 2016 @ 8:46 am
She needs birth control? Are you kidding?
November 18, 2016 @ 8:42 am
Anything to discredit feminism. It is not ”snowflake speak”, it is ”sneak speak”.
A perfect, big illustration of a double-crosser.
Ambient leftist manipulation….perverts everything it touches.
Feminism is humanism.
November 18, 2016 @ 8:38 am
I believe birth control Is already handled with her, apparently, enormous caloric intake. No need for more control at current weight.
Lincoln Applegate Hahn
November 18, 2016 @ 8:32 am
There is nothing “micro” about this cow …. especially if she was Female Genital Mutilated (Triggerectomy) ?
Ben Dover, Jr.
November 18, 2016 @ 8:31 am
There ain’t enough Tequila in Mexico…….
Somewhere, some wacko is thinking “I’d hit that”…….right, Carlos Danger?
November 18, 2016 @ 8:29 am
Looking at that picture is more effective than a bottle of Ipecac syrup.
If you awoke next morning next to that, you would chew your arm off so you wouldnt wake it !
November 18, 2016 @ 7:12 am
you will remain a feminist.No man in right state of mind will tour you, you ugly fat whale
November 18, 2016 @ 6:48 am
I’m confused here…why does she need to BUY birth control?
November 18, 2016 @ 6:27 am
This Babe must be one of Crooked Hillarys supporters who wants to break through the glass ceiling but I think with her tonnage she already broken whole city blocks.I think this buffalo should just convert to The Death Cult and put on the biggest truck tarp Burqua she can find.
November 19, 2016 @ 8:31 am
Great post. Laughed so much my side hurts. Thanks
November 18, 2016 @ 6:13 am
Too late – you’ve been born 🙂
November 18, 2016 @ 5:40 am
Her face and body, alone, is perfect birth control. Who in their right mind would want THAT? There ain’t enough alcohol in my county to make THAT look appealing. No Fucking Way! I’d rather slam my junk in a car door!
November 18, 2016 @ 5:38 am
Please pay for birth control or better still sterilization, can you imagine what these idiots would produce, as there is far too many of them walking around.
November 18, 2016 @ 5:23 am
My college roommates held what they called ‘hoggers’ I don’t think she’d need birth control at any of them ;(
November 18, 2016 @ 5:09 am
A muslim male(or other foreigner) who desperately wants a green card or citizenship here might be interested in being with her. Or a jihadist who needs a temporary “relationship” for cover until he blows people up might be interested in her. Or an unemployed, ex-con American male who drinks heavily and/or uses drugs and needs a place to crash might be interested in her.
Other than that, she really doesn’t need to worry about birth control.
November 18, 2016 @ 5:02 am
Isn’t that a bit ambitious? Do you really think she/it is at risk or will actually have a need to concern herself about birth control?
November 18, 2016 @ 5:01 am
Bill Clinton would hit it.
November 19, 2016 @ 11:31 am
November 18, 2016 @ 4:53 am
a good reason they put alcohol in beer but would probably be worth 2 camels in downtown muslimstan
November 18, 2016 @ 1:09 pm
Yip a definite ten jugger there. Wouldnt have thought birth control would be a problem for that unless shes living in a Muslim populated area, theyre none too fussy
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