GOOD NEWS STORY: Ohio Muslim shoots himself in the penis by accident

According to Toledo police, they got a call after Murad Hamedallah was heard screaming that he had been shot while getting out of his car. The caller told police he watched Hamedallah walk towards a garbage can on Manhattan before eventually falling to the ground.

WTOL (h/t Dave)  When crews arrived, they found Hamedallah with a single gunshot wound that went through his penis and right thigh. Police found a bullet hole in his driver’s seat; the gun was found behind the garbage can on Manhattan. 

Hamedallah was taken to St. Vincent Medical Center in Toledo for serious injuries. He’s expected to be okay. (Hopefully, he has permanently lost his ability to breed)