CAMEL: 1. MUSLIM SAVAGE: 0.

The poor camel, his legs hobbled with rope, manages to kick the barbaric Muslim executioner who was attempting to cut his throat, and kills the bastard in one shot. Sadly, the camel would end up dying a slow and agonizing death, anyway, at the hands of another savage Muslim animal torturer.

Because of its large size, it takes a camel a long time to die by halal slaughter, and he suffers pain the entire time because his throat is slit while he is fully conscious.