“I’m not a Muslim, but…”

“I’m not a Muslim, but some of my closest friends are. I’m not a Muslim, I’m a homosexual, but have no fear of being tossed from the roof of a building or hanged because of what I am. I’m not a Muslim, but one day will have to become one so I don’t get stoned to death for my beliefs. I’m not a Muslim, but I’m the next best thing – a useful idiot for Islam.”