This is from BNI reader, Don, who had a very memorable encounter with a Lebanese Muslim taxi driver named Rami of the Co-op Taxi Company located in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

Old Rami, a globetrotting ex-pat from Lebanon, enthusiastically lapping up Canadian culture and hospitality, now wheeling and dealing in Co-op Taxi unit #488  felt the need to empty his bladder in the middle of the Ramada Inn parking lot in full view of all the hotel guests……he made no attempt to hide and in fact he was facing traffic with his block’n'tackle waving in the breeze…….and then I happened along with an HD video camera……

Hilarity ensues!

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Bayern Munich players were understandably in a party mood after their final home game of the season, but the reaction of the French Muslim winger Franck Ribery was juvenile and insulting to his teammates.

UK Daily Mail  Ribery, a Muslim, had told players to keep the alcohol away from him as they celebrated on the pitch after the game. It seems some didn’t quite get the message. The ‘pissed off’ Muslim was chased around the field before Jerome Boateng got to him and dunked a huge glass of beer over his head

Ribery’s reaction afterwards was extremely cold, as he said: ‘I won’t talk to Boateng again, he knows that I’m Muslim. I’m pissed off.’

Keep it up, CAIR, the cards are selling out!

The card features a photo of a Muslim doll wearing a headbag. The talking bubbles placed on top of the doll’s photo read, “The Talking Doll, Pull string for message, if you dare,” and “She’ll Love You To Death! She’ll Blow Your Brains Out!” The inside of the card reads “Hope your birthday is a BLOW OUT!”

Chicago Monitor  The card is produced by NobleWorks Inc. with credit for its design given to “Ron Kanfi” according to the company’s website, www.nobleworkcards.com. The motto of the company printed under their logo on the back of the card is “modern cards for modern people.” 

Notice that nothing identifies this doll as a terrorist in the minds of the card designers other than that she wears a headbag. The unmistakable message behind the “humor” is that even the most peaceful looking Muslims are synonymous and exchangeable with terrorists. 

Even better, the card is based on an actual doll designed by Desi Doll Company (www.desidollcompany.com) called Aamina, the Muslim Doll. The doll teaches kids religious greetings and sayings in Arabic like “Allahu Akbar” –  ”Die infidel dogs.”

Another version of this doll came out about a year ago called ‘Talking Muslim Doll named Amina’ with the message: ’Nobody can figure out what she says because nobody has the guts to pull the cord.’

- Bi-lingual 16″ soft plush doll that cries and screams

- Interactive hands, feet, comes already genitally mutilated

- Over 4 minutes of begging and pleading

- Speaks English and Arabic

- Can withstand multiple beatings

- Fun ways for little girls to learn how to be child brides and slaves

Saudi TV channel under fire over ‘pig’ cartoon.

Emirates 24/7  A prominent Saudi Islamic scholar has slammed a local satellite TV children channel for showing a cartoon film involving a pig as its main character.

Sheikh Mohammed Al Areefi described the programme telecast by Ajial (generations) channel as trivial and without any educational objective.

“The cartoon film shown on that channel is trivial and has no educational or cultural benefit as it involved a pig as its star,” Al Areefi said on his Twitter page. “I wonder who is the manager of this TV channel that shows such bad programmes…is his name is Daniel, George or what,” he added, according to Saudi newspapers.

Meet Zubeidat Tsarnaev, mother of the two Muslim Boston Marathon bombers, and the newest cast member of Bravo TV’s upcoming ‘The Real Housewives of the Middle East.’ OK, OK, she’s from Russia, not the Middle East, but she fits the same Muslim whackjob profile

Here’s a clip from the audition that won Zubeidat the coveted role in Bravo’s newest reality show. Notice the crocodile tears.

A sneak peek of the new show

h/t TabletMag

Say tuned, later in the year, Bravo will be rolling out ‘The Real Housewives of Abbottabad:

Can everyone say “Attack Dogs?”

The Muslim Issue (h/t Susan K)

The prestigious German newspaper Die Zeit has disgraced itself by blanking out an image of Mohammed in an article about the French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo’s Life of Mohammed comic. As you can see, an image of the comic page was reproduced, but with Mohammed blanked out.

 Die Zeit Via: PI (h/t Islam vs Europe)

Not to worry, BNI readers, here are the possible Charlie Hebdo Mohamed images it might be.

I thought she said she was giving up her Youtube account? Hey Chubby, take the damn pillow case off your head because no one can hear you. Actually, that’s not a bad thing (see photo above).

More from the BNI Series: CHUBBY MUSLIM CONVERT GIRLS

Maher takes on another Islamist sympathizer, Brian Levin, and makes mincemeat out of him.

Daily Caller  On HBO’s “Real Time” on Friday night, host Bill Maher’ guest, UC-San Bernardino professor Brian Levin, director of the Center for Study of Hate and Extremism, maintained that despite the events in recent days, religious extremism isn’t mainly a product of Islam. Notice how the dhimmi Jew smears Pamela Geller as an ‘Islamophobe’ and tells Maher he should meet her.

HERE’S MORE BILL MAHER ON ISLAM

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“Salaam Alaykum, this is the end,” says CMCG lisapisa1980. “I am leaving this channel because nobody wants to listen to me for more than 10 seconds, which causes me stress. So, I’ve decided to end it all.”

Awww…and we will so miss her long, boring diatribes about the glory of Islam. And her transformation from uncovered white meat to hijab to full-face covering niqab. What a pity, now that Chubbs has finally learned how to make her voice audible. On second thought…..

More from the BNI Series: CHUBBY MUSLIM CONVERT GIRLS

Oh, NOES! “The Islamophobes are coming. The Islamophobes are coming.”

First they came for your hijab and you said nothing. Then they came for your burqa and you said nothing. Then they came for your quran and you said nothing. Soon they will come for your mothers and sisters and wives. What will you do when they come for you?

C’mon, everybody, becoming a Muslim is as easy as saying “I am a Muslim.” No messy Baptisms or Ritual Baths or months of religious study are required. Just repeat after me.

H/T VladTepes