Islamic State fighters are shaving off their beards and dressing as women in a bid to escape from battle, Iraqi forces have claimed.
(Transgender Rights groups in America are reported to be asking Barack Hussein Obama to offer them asylum and find them a job here)
UK Daily Mail A series of pictures have emerged showing men who have reportedly been caught trying to escape from northern Iraq wearing dresses, bras and make-up.
The photographs, posted on Instagram, show authorities appearing to pull back burkas to reveal young boys and even men with moustaches. In one a scared teenager wearing pink eyeshadow is held by the throat as an official takes a picture. It is not known when the photograph was originally taken.
Under Sharia law, which ISIS partially adheres to, women are prevented from fighting. Jihadists are believed to be terrified of being killed by a female because they think it will stop them getting their 72 virgins in heaven.
One man is pictured in a flowery red jumpsuit with a thick blue blanket pulled over his head.
But men – and even boys as young as 13 – have been given powerful machine guns and are expected to join the cause.
The photographs were revealed just five days after it emerged three men from the region were accused of homosexuality and publicly beheaded by a sword-wielding ISIS executioner.
“I’m too sexy for my shoes, too sexy, yeah, I’m too sexy”
‘Saturday Night Live’ used satire to take a shot at ISIS and people are blasting them for it. The longtime NBC sketch comedy show sparked a Twitter frenzy early Sunday after they aired a segment poking fun at the infamous Islamic State.
NY POST During the skit, “50 Shades of Grey” star Dakota Johnson and the cast spoofed a heartfelt Toyota commercial from the Super Bowl in which a father drops his daughter off at the airport as she sets off to join the army. “SNL” — doing what they’ve done best for 40 years — found a way to turn the emotional moment into a full-fledged ad for ISIS, lampooning the recent swarm of young European, British, and American Muslim girls who have fled to Syria to shack up with the Islamic terrorists.
STUPID TWITTER COMMENTS:
AT LEAST, ARSENIO GETS IT!
SHERIFF EXAM IN TEXAS
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6′ 2″ strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
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After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man’s last interview. The Chief Deputy said, “You’re a big strong kid and you can really shoot.
So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an “Attitude Suitability Test” that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our badge, son.”
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said:
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“Why the rabbit?” queried the applicant.
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In case CAIR has their panties in a wad over the above story, call off your litigation jihadists, it’s a satire.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of leftists in Texas, too: