CAMEL HUMOR!

This camel knows what’s in store for him when the little raghead grows up, so he’s giving him a warning.

h/t Rob E

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Left wing liberal comedian Bill Maher is a hero for doing more to educate America about the real Islam than all the right wing bloggers combined

And we know he is having this desired effect because his liberal colleagues and former supporters on the left are ripping him to shreds.

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FOX News and conservative bloggers/writers can spend all day, everyday, trying to inform the public about the growing threat that Islam poses to Christians, Jews, and all non-Muslims around the world, but we do not reach the audience that Bill Maher reaches. By opening their minds to a subject the left wing media avoids like the plague, Maher should be praised and emulated by those on the left, not vilified. You don’t have to agree with his politics on any other issue, I don’t, but his relentless and unapologetic criticism of Islam should be embraced by both the right and left.

Apparently his recent 10-second joke on ‘Real Time With Bill Maher,’  about the departure of musician Zayn Malik, a Muslim, from the popular British boy band One Direction was the last straw for the Left.

Several clips of Maher’s anti-Islam views are in the videos below:

After sarcastically dismissing the news blitz regarding Malik’s career move, Maher, who identifies as a “proud liberal,” placed a photo of the pop singer alongside an image of Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and asked “Where were you during the Boston marathon?” See clip below:

But the Left didn’t stop there. In this hit piece from the far left rag, Think Progress, they ask, Has Bill Maher finally gone too far? We all know that had Maher made the exact same joke about a Christian, the Left wouldn’t have said a word. Seeing the pontificating and handwringing in the following article about Maher’s ‘Islamophobia’, one would think they are about to tar and feather the guy. These are the same liberals who don’t blink an eye when report after report shows how Muslims persecute and publicly execute homosexuals just for being homosexuals all around the Middle East.

Here’s what they say:

Think Progress  Talk-show host Bill Maher stoked controversy again this weekend for making insensitive jokes about Muslims, a familiar story given his infamously callous views on Islam. But Maher’s detractors argue his most recent quip is just the latest in a sustained campaign against Islam, and progressives are beginning to speak out against the increasingly offensive rhetoric of the liberal pundit.

Maher has been bashing Muslims since at least 2010:

Maher’s joke immediately set off a firestorm of criticism on Twitter, where Zain’s fans — including many British and American Muslims — chastised Maher using the hashtag #RespectForZayn. Thousands of Zain’s supporters have already signed a Change.org petition insisting Maher apologize for the segment. (Not in the cards, Maher NEVER apologizes for his views on Islam)

Ibrahim ‘Dougie’ Hooper, the spokesperson for (designated terrorist group) Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), echoed the disapproval of Zain supporters, saying Maher’s joke promotes racism and Islamophobia. “This is just another example of [Maher’s] casual racism and anti-Muslim bigotry,” Hooper told ThinkProgress. “It has become part of his public persona, and that’s unfortunate.”

But Hooper also argued that the segment, while offensive on its own, is part of Maher’s unsettling tendency to drum up anti-Islam sentiment within progressive circles — something he said liberals should reject. “He legitimizes Islamophobia on the left,” Hooper said. “I don’t view bigotry or intolerance as liberal or progressive.”

Indeed, while this weekend’s sketch riled a group largely unfamiliar with Maher’s show (Zain fans), he has made bashing Muslims — or Islam in general — a recurring part of his act in recent months. In October of 2014, he called Islam “the only religion that acts like the mafia — that will fuckin’ kill you if you say the wrong thing, draw the wrong picture or write the wrong book.” Maher and another guest, prominent author and “New Atheist” Sam Harris, insisted this position was the “liberal” stance, but actor Ben Affleck, another guest on the show who claims to be a “moderately liberal guy,” defended Islam, saying Maher’s comments were “gross” and “racist.”

A month prior, Maher frustrated journalist Charlie Rose (below) by claiming that all of Islam was complicit in the actions of ISIS, the terrorist group currently committing atrocities across the Middle East. Maher said there was “connecting tissue” between ISIS and the broader Muslim world, noting “The Qur’an absolutely has on every page stuff that’s horrible about how the infidels should be treated.”

Maher singled out Islam again in January after the tragic killing of Charlie Hebdo journalists by terrorists who claimed to be acting in the name of Islam. Referencing remarks he made earlier that week on the “Jimmy Kimmel Live” show, Maher said of Islam, “what we’ve said all along, and have been called bigots for it, is when there’s this many bad apples, there’s something wrong with the orchard.”

His criticism of Islam has become so common that students at the famously liberal UC Berkeley campaigned last December to have Maher removed as their college’s commencement speaker, saying his views did not represent those of the graduating class.

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The school ultimately allowed him to speak (although several groups protested the administration’s decision), but many progressives remain uncomfortable with Maher’s treatment of Muslims: over the past few months, Maher’s comments about Islam have been criticized by left wing writers at the New York Times, the New RepublicSalonDaily Kos, and Vox, among others.

“While Maher isn’t just the loudest and most candid voice on the left in his bigotry toward Muslims, he is the ideological counterpart to Fox News that helps make hate bipartisan,” Max Fisher wrote at Vox.

Progressives are also concerned about the growing popularity of Maher’s perspective among liberals. Last week Cenk Uygur, speaking on his popular left-wing show The Young Turks, railed against what he called the “Sam Harris, Bill Maher” wing of progressivism for their anti-Islam views. He compared Islamophobia to McCarthyism, or the anti-communist paranoia of the 1950s, explaining that while he shares Maher’s distaste for religion (Uygur, like Maher, is a proud atheist), he cannot abide mistreatment of Muslims in the name of liberalism. (Probably because his background is Turkish)

“They think that they’re liberals, this whole Sam Harris, Bill Maher wing,” Uygur said. “You want to call yourself a liberal? You don’t know what a fuckin’ liberal is. You want to call yourself a progressive? You’re not remotely progressive … You’re a foaming at the mouth neoconservative, and, yes, you’re discriminating against [Muslims].”

The Left’s criticism of Maher isn’t limited to his disparagement of Islam, as his fellow progressives have long accused him of of being insensitive, racist, and ultimately self-defeating as a liberal. In 2010, he drew fire for joking that President Barack Obama was not acting like a “real” black president, wishing aloud that he would “[show up] in a meeting with the BP CEOs, you know, where he lifts up his shirt so you can see the gun in his pants.”

In almost all of these instances, as with his anti-Islam comments, Maher defended himself by citing free speech, a closely-held liberal value. But his critics — especially those on the Left — are becoming less and less enthused with his exclusionary brand of humor, and many are determined to fight fire with fire.

“The only way to challenge hate speech is with more speech promoting tolerance,” Hooper said. “He has a right to be a bigot if he wants, but we have the right to speak out against his bigotry.”

Bill Maher’s ‘Muslim Dior’ Fashion Show:

MORE OF THE ANTI-ISLAM Bill Maher

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GOOD NEWS! Turkey declares Muslims will now be allowed to use toilet paper (instead of just their left hand)

Turkey’s Directorate of Religious Affairs (Diyanet) has released a fatwa stating that usage of toilet paper is permissible within Islam, though it emphasized that water should be the primary source of cleansing. 

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Hurriyet Daily News  Reminding that for a prayer to be religiously legitimate, one’s body, clothes and the place where the prayer is to be performed should be free of items defined as “unclean” by Islam, the fatwa said the cleaning should be conducted with water. 

Private parts should always be washed with WATER after using the bathroom.  ALWAYS USE LEFT HAND TO CLEAN yourself. (Because Muslims use the right hand to eat).

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“If water cannot be found for cleansing, other cleaning materials can be used. Even though some sources deem paper to be unsuitable as a cleaning material, as it is an apparatus for writing, there is no problem in using toilet paper,” read a part of the statement. 

Diyanet had stated in late March that it was okay for substances produced for cleaning and containing alcohol to be used for cleaning purposes, while stressing that drinking alcohol was forbidden by the Islamic religion.

photo72.png “If [substances containing alcohol] spill onto a dress or the body, they must be washed or they cannot perform a prayer. While it is forbidden to drink substances containing alcohol that were produced for cleaning purposes, it is acceptable to use them for cleaning. Therefore the places that were cleaned with such substances need not be washed before performing a prayer,” read a part of Diyanet’s answer.

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MUSLIM TOILET ETIQUETTE:

1. When going to the toilet, do not touch the private parts with the right hand. (Muslim)
2. Do not cleanse the private parts with the right hand. (Muslim)
3. After relieving oneself, use three stones or three clods of clay. (Muslim)
4. When using the toilet, do not face or sit with the back towards the Qibla. (Bukhari)
5. When intending to urinate, find a suitable place of privacy. (Abu Dawood)
6. Do not urinate in stagnant water (water that does not flow). (Bukhari)
7. Do not urinate in a bathroom, as many a time due to this, evil temptations are aroused.(Tirmidhi)
8. Do not stand and urinate. (Tirmidhi)
9. Do not converse (with another person) whilst relieving oneself. (Musnad Ahmad)
10. Do not relieve oneself at riverbanks, roads and shady places where people walk or rest. (Abu Dawood)
11. Recite BISMILLAH before entering the toilet, as this will serve as a veil between the jinn and the private parts of humans. (Tirmidhi)
12. Do not perform istinja with bones or dung. (Tirmidhi)

 

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OUTSTANDING! Bill Maher manages to infuriate ‘One Direction’ boy band fans and Muslims at the same time

During his show, ‘Real Time With Bill Maher,’ the comedian made a joke likening the former One Direction singer to Boston Marathon Muslim bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Fans from around the world have tweeted their outrage following the joke and several online petitions are now demanding Maher apologize for the ‘islamophobic terrorist joke.’ 

See more of Bill Maher OFFENDING MUSLIMS

And let the Muslim handwringing and whining from the left begin:

hooper-babyPeople  Ibrahim ‘Dougie’ Hooper, the spokesperson for the designated terrorist group CAIR says,  “Maher’s comments were out of line. It shows that he’s really not missing an opportunity to engage in his favorite ‘Islamophobic’ themes,” Hooper says. “He serves to legitimize Islamophobia on the Left which is one of the unfortunate byproducts of his intolerance of Islam and Muslims.”

 

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Islamic State (ISIS) ‘jihadis’ caught wearing dresses, bras, and makeup in an attempt to flee the battlefield

Islamic State fighters are shaving off their beards and dressing as women in a bid to escape from battle, Iraqi forces have claimed.

(Transgender Rights groups in America are reported to be asking Barack Hussein Obama to offer them asylum and find them a job here)

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UK Daily Mail  A series of pictures have emerged showing men who have reportedly been caught trying to escape from northern Iraq wearing dresses, bras and make-up.

The photographs, posted on Instagram, show authorities appearing to pull back burkas to reveal young boys and even men with moustaches.  In one a scared teenager wearing pink eyeshadow is held by the throat as an official takes a picture. It is not known when the photograph was originally taken.

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Under Sharia law, which ISIS partially adheres to, women are prevented from fighting. Jihadists are believed to be terrified of being killed by a female because they think it will stop them getting their 72 virgins in heaven.

One man is pictured in a flowery red jumpsuit with a thick blue blanket pulled over his head.

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But men – and even boys as young as 13 – have been given powerful machine guns and are expected to join the cause.

The photographs were revealed just five days after it emerged three men from the region were accused of homosexuality and publicly beheaded by a sword-wielding ISIS executioner.

I'm too sexy for my beard, Mohammed!

“I’m too sexy for my shoes, too sexy, yeah, I’m too sexy”

 

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ISIS INIFIDEL OUTREACH: Now leftist sympathizers can wear Islamic State-brand clothing at ‘anti-Israel’ rallies

In it’s first venture into the world of fashion, the Islamic terrorist group is now selling Islamic State-branded goods…with everything from sovereign rings and baseball caps to school bags and baby clothing.

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UK Daily Mail  From babywear to wedding rings, ISIS supporters have been showing off their appalling taste in fashion on social media. Most ISIS merchandises appear to be cheaply made and poor quality, always adorned with the ISIS badge.

The uninspiring fashion pieces have been seen being worn by fighters, mothers and babies living in ISIS territory in Syria and Iraq.  Naturally nearly all the merchandises are based around the dull colour scheme of black and white.

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The uninspiring colours embody the values of the extremist group’s flag, the famous black banner long associated with Islamic State and radical Islam. Any other colour could be a hint of apostasy, or worse interest in the tight fitting world of Western clothes.

Jihadi mothers in Syria and Iraq obsessively show off their little darlings, decked out in Islamic State’s latest naff fashion pieces. Young babies have been pictured, miserably wrapped in Islamic State rugs, highlighting the extremist group’s obsession with indoctrinating children from a young age.

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Oblivious to their unexplained allegiance to the group, their heads have been covered with an itchy looking hats with the ISIS logo emblazoned on in Arabic.

Other children have been kitted out in ill-fitting military uniforms, struggling to hold onto the rifle which has been thrusted into their arms for the photo.  School children have been photographed, proudly wearing ISIS branded school bags as they walk to school.

One young girl is pictured posing from behind to show off her own ISIS draw string bag. Wearing a thick quilted pink coat, matching gloves and a niqab, the seven old is dwarfed by the heavy bag.

Looks like the Saudis have some real competition:

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AMERICAN INGENUITY! Introducing ‘Pig’s Blood Spray,’ the latest in anti-Islamic terrorism protection

5aeab4e4597911e396e612465fd22ea2_8Anti-terrorism device designed to spray Muslims with pig’s blood has Muslim heads exploding. An American inventor has been hit with ‘Islamophobia’ claims after applying for a patent on his controversial invention.

UK Mirror (h/t Linda R)  An American inventor has unveiled an offensive (to muslims) “anti-terror” system designed to spray Muslims with pig blood. The highly controversial device is the work of tinpot tinkerer Franklin R Lacy, who works in Tampa, Florida.

He has applied for a patent on a “system for protecting against terrorist and illegal invasion” which cruelly exploits the Islamic ban on eating or even handling pork. He learned of the strict Islamic laws on pig blood during “extensive travels” in the Middle East.

The patent includes drawings of the device, which will carry a warning about what's inside

The patent includes drawings of the device, which will carry a warning about what’s inside

His invention involves placing containers of clearly labelled pig blood in sensitive areas, in the hope suicide attackers would avoid detonating a bomb nearby for fear of getting covered in it. These vials of blood could be attached to trip wires and spray Muslims with the forbidden substance if they enter a certain area.

“It will keep suicide bombers from blowing themselves up near the container of pig blood because they believe that they would be guaranteed not to go to heaven,” Lacy wrote.

Anti-Islamic Terrorism units have shown interest in the product

Counter-Islamic Terrorism units have shown interest in the product

This is not the first time pigs have been roped into war against Muslims. In 2010, a patent application was filed for a similar pork-based “suicide bomb deterrent”.

A firm called South Fork Industries from Idaho has also released a pork-laced bullet called Jihawg which is designed to “send Islamist terrorists… to hell”

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Fiyaz Mughal, director of the interfaith group Faith Matters, said the device has “been created by someone who seeks to humiliate specific faiths.”  “The patent is particularly troubling if used against Jews or Muslims, because it would be deeply offensive and insulting to their faith and beliefs,” Mughal continued. (Jews don’t care because aren’t blowing people up and it isn’t a food product)

“It also means that such a product could foment community tensions and so this is very troubling indeed. (That”s the idea) One has to wonder about the mindset of someone producing such a product.”

An earlier version of an anti-Muslim spray:

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Oh, NOES! People are upset that ‘Saturday Night Live’ mocked the Islamic State (ISIS)

‘Saturday Night Live’ used satire to take a shot at ISIS and people are blasting them for it. The longtime NBC sketch comedy show sparked a Twitter frenzy early Sunday after they aired a segment poking fun at the infamous Islamic State.

NY POST  During the skit, “50 Shades of Grey” star Dakota Johnson and the cast spoofed a heartfelt Toyota commercial from the Super Bowl in which a father drops his daughter off at the airport as she sets off to join the army. “SNL” — doing what they’ve done best for 40 years — found a way to turn the emotional moment into a full-fledged ad for ISIS, lampooning the recent swarm of young European, British, and American Muslim girls who have fled to Syria to shack up with the Islamic terrorists.

STUPID TWITTER COMMENTS:

 

 

AT LEAST, ARSENIO GETS IT!

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ITALIANS are mocking ISIS about their threat to conquer Rome

And we all know how Muslims hate being made fun of more than anything else. 

 

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