‘Saturday Night Live’ used satire to take a shot at ISIS and people are blasting them for it. The longtime NBC sketch comedy show sparked a Twitter frenzy early Sunday after they aired a segment poking fun at the infamous Islamic State.
NY POST During the skit, “50 Shades of Grey” star Dakota Johnson and the cast spoofed a heartfelt Toyota commercial from the Super Bowl in which a father drops his daughter off at the airport as she sets off to join the army. “SNL” — doing what they’ve done best for 40 years — found a way to turn the emotional moment into a full-fledged ad for ISIS, lampooning the recent swarm of young European, British, and American Muslim girls who have fled to Syria to shack up with the Islamic terrorists.
STUPID TWITTER COMMENTS:
AT LEAST, ARSENIO GETS IT!
SHERIFF EXAM IN TEXAS
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6′ 2″ strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff’s Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man’s last interview. The Chief Deputy said, “You’re a big strong kid and you can really shoot.
So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an “Attitude Suitability Test” that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our badge, son.”
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said:
“Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six socialists, six drug dealers, six far left/communist professors, six Muslims, and a rabbit.”
“Why the rabbit?” queried the applicant.
“You pass,” said the Chief Deputy. “When can you start?”
In case CAIR has their panties in a wad over the above story, call off your litigation jihadists, it’s a satire.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of leftists in Texas, too: