Yes, I actually did just say that. LOL
Don’t be a victim:
If you feel you are in immediate danger from knife crime there are a number of steps you can take to protect yourself:
• Move away from the situation towards a public place (shop, house, restaurant etc.) as quickly as possible.
• Make as much noise as you can.
• Instead of carrying a knife, carry a personal alarm.
• Don’t fight back.
• Bend over, put your head between your knees and kiss your ass good bye.
h/t Grant B
One should ask why are non-Muslims choosing to fly on a Muslim-owned airline?
Another accomplishment — Obama first President to have a Triple Crown winner since Carter
— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) June 6, 2015
@danpfeiffer And horse named after him to boot!* * by right wing
— Tom Watson (@tomwatson) June 6, 2015
— Dan (@psuflyers24) June 6, 2015
@danpfeiffer does the horse get to go to the White House?
— Thomas C. Bowen (@thomascbowen) June 6, 2015
@danpfeiffer He definitely didn’t build that.
— jparent (@janeparent) June 6, 2015
@danpfeiffer He’s definitely building a resume that resembles Carter.
— AG (@AG_Conservative) June 6, 2015
I didn’t realize he was running. Tool. @danpfeiffer
— Mr. X (@GlomarResponder) June 6, 2015
@danpfeiffer He’s the owner? Or the horse?
— Rorschach (@PornPops69) June 6, 2015
— Scott Jones (@POPSradio) June 6, 2015
— René Saldaña, Jr. (@ReneSaldanaJr) June 6, 2015
@danpfeiffer I think you need to look up the word “accomplishment”.
— Randall Hoven (@RandallHoven) June 6, 2015
@danpfeiffer maybe the president can honor the occasion with a photo of himself.
— PreppyGirlPolitics (@PreppyGirlP) June 6, 2015
“The prophet “Mohammed” stands on a barren stage, recalling the first time he made love to a white woman. Is this reality or a theatrical convention? Where do the lines between ‘satire’ and ‘censorship’ intersect or is nothing sacred when it comes to the theater?”